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Food for thought: The Stunion pinata
Dumbfounded, perplexed yet mesmerized by its very sight. Physically I'm relaxed, lotus position & spirit at ease, pondering this plight. What's this I see? What can it be? Bald head, bronzed skinned, chubby pinata, guaranteed its shell's gotta be thin & filled with some reward a lotta. What can it be staring at me? It's not native, clearly from across a sea. Here's looking at you looking at me. Transfixed, I reckon to grasp this miniature statue I place in my lap at last. And wrestling my conscience, dare I shake, rattle, & roll the object of my desire? Or by Divine providence will I be cast into a lake of fire? Sweets & sours it might be full of candy, decadence of delights that fancy one's dandy. Enlightenment awakens my senses, excuse me for those moved to winces. Being a brother it could have been smooth'a, the profound question's:
"What's in a Buddha?"
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Political Satire The Stunion
Osama Bin Laden's dead & GM's alive
In an effort to pander to homosexual constituency & the woman vote, the Democratic National Convention's held in "The Queen City". Crossdressers, homo & heterosexual delegates alike descended upon Charlotte N.C. to get down to grim'y business at what's been dubbed the beers & queers summit.
Incumbent Presidential nominee Barack "slow hands" Obama & Vice President "I can take a foot in mouth" Joe Biden sashayed in wearing matching Adam & Steve Bill Bass pin-striped executive suits with adorable Prada Italian loafers. Joe always the elder statesman, who said chivalry is dead?, holds out his hand to Barack escorting a procession from The Beast. This would be the last of my 3 part interviews with this out of the closet pair.
JT: Mr President - Vice-President, you're a darling couple. The landscape of American politics has changed. What's your attraction to Joe Biden?
Potus: Despite his gaffes, as a freshman senator, new to the Hill, he mentored me. Many hours were spent together lonely secreted away in coat rooms or cubby holes getting in touch with our feminine side. Going over figures, rechecking weights & measurements, exploring sex & never forgetting to neglect legislative responsibilities. In a crunch he's my man.
V.P.: Barack's my man in a Hersheys Nestle Crunch. Believe me, I know Obama's mettle. He's my anal ecstasy "digga". I'll go Dirty Harry for him.
JT: How does the First "Beyonce Want'abe" find Joe's homoerotic advances?
Potus: Michelle "If I were a boy" & I are real swingers. Bill "don't ask don't tell" & Hillary "mirrored glass ceiling" Clinton know we're a modern family.
V.P.: Executive branch cabinet twister.
Potus: Dr Jill "in heels", Joe crossdressing in lingerie & Caligula reenactments. I can't wait for the balloons to drop. (Canceled due to rain.)
V.P.: High drama, huffing & snorkeling the "Big Kenyan".
Potus: The real 50 Shades of Grey. There's no holding him back when his head's in the game.
V.P.: Welcome to "The View", that's how I took down Osama bin Laden. I'm a regular General Motors.
Potus: I wasn't raised in an outhouse. Thanks to Dr. Martin "Lucifer" King Jr & Oprah "break windfrey" I'm the White House painting it rainbow neon bright, free to oil-up whomever I please in the bath-house. At times it's "No Easy Day".
J.T.: Republicans say you've an unhealthy relationship with celebrities. Are you better off today than you were four years ago?
Potus: Clint "empty chair" Eastwood, Mitt "moron" Romney & Paul "P90X" Ryan are no real threat to the DNC. Our platform's focused on chick fillet, 1 percent motherfuckers & John "are you going to use those slow hands?" Travolta.
V.P.: Real issues. All this talk about cunt's making me want to take this cock-ring off. Where's that Wisconsin lesbian Tammy "no dick" Baldwin? Like to poke her tight ass on Facebook.
Potus: From Craigslist to convention, you're the people's 2nd freak.
J.T.: Time restraints dictate I conclude. Thank you, Mr President, Vice-President. (I exit the room having inadvertently left an open microphone)
V.P.: A fucking flowery discourse of language. What type of prick wears head to toe hunter blaze orange outfit to a Presidential interview? Who vets these dick-teasers?
Potus: Remember, this seat's already taken, Motorhead.
V.P.: I got a bumper sticker for you. Go fuck yourself.
Potus: I can't do that.
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