July 21, 2011

Least Favorite People's List

From The Uncommon Criminal by Kyle De Wolf (author's profile)

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Wed.
7-6-11

I keep forgetting that it's hot outside. It's freezing inside the buildings here. The AC runs full blast day and night. So I put my sweater and winter cap on. Then I walk outside and it's a million degrees outside. It's like a furnace out there. It's not supposed to be this hot in Pennsylvania. Must be global warming.

Why does everybody think they need to have an opinion about Casey Anthony's verdict? The jury has spoken. Move on! Nancy Grace is now at the top of my list of dipshits.

1. Nancy Grace
2. Barack Obama
3. Sarah Palin
4. Glenn Beck
5. Bill O'Reilly
6. Rahm Emanuel
7. Scott Walker
8. Antonin Scalia
9. Fareed Zakaria
10. Niall Fergusen

Nancy Grace earned her top spot by showing a complete lack of respect for the Constitution, which gives us a right to a fair trail by a jury of our peers and a presumption of innocence. She should get the Dumb Cunt of the Year award. Her hairdo looks stupid too.

I decided to give myself a break and read "Bossypants" by Tina Fey. She is really funny. And pretty. And smart. I like Tina Fey. I wonder if she likes younger guys. :)

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