Dymitri Haraszewski Blog #1660
11-6-23

[At left, there is a picture of a young-looking man with brown hair and a half, close-lipped smile against an indistinct background. He is wearing a dark beaded necklace, rectangular black-rimmed glasses, a white t-shirt and a white hat.]

Another Round of Lukewarm News
(Keystone Kops, Bodyslammed Bitches and Dead Dogs Edition)

(A couple more news stories I should've sent out weeks ago...)

#1 Pennsylvania Prison Escapee Captured by Army of Pursuing Pi... Pi... um, Police Officers.

Let's talk about Danelo Cavalcante, the man convicted of murder who escaped from jail last month. To be crystal clear, if he really did kill anyone outside of self-defence, I am NOT defending or dismissing his actions, nor do I lack sympathy for those victims; I simply always endeavor to separate the immediate realities of men from their previous actions. That's why I can feel bad even for cops who come to great suffering... they're people too, in a sense. So, about Mr. Cavalcante's escape -- I'm impressed. Not only did he fulfil a moral imperative in the attempt (one which the vast, vast majority of us will only ever give lip service to), but also, the bravura performance of its execution was undeniable. This is a man who, when faced with his own probably permanent captivity, refused to meekly succumb to such a horrific fate, and for his display of unadulterated human spirit, I think we all owe an acknowledgement of our admiration for what most of know we would never have the courage to do for ourselves. It's really quite life-affirming. I rooted him on as he evaded his pursuers for so long, imagining some compassionate citizen was sheltering him, though in truth it's all the more magnificent that he kept the rabid pack behind him with no help at all.

Of course, the "fugitive" was eventually captured -- that's just the way of the world in a technologically advanced police state -- but it took a long time and tons of resources to do it. When the police finally caught up, they (of course) unleashed a weaponized animal on him, as they so love to do. That attack dog shredded the poor guy's head, leaving him dripping in gore before one of its cowardly handlers finally grew sufficient balls to intervene. The report said he had a "minor bite wound on his scalp." Right, minor. If one of those Keystone Kops (it's Pennsylvania, after all) suffered the same "minor wound," no doubt he'd enjoy months of paid leave and years of free therapy to overcome the obvious trauma of being mauled by a dog trained to kill him. But for Danelo Cavalcante, it was "just a scratch".

Adding tremendous insult to substantial injury, these asshole thug pigs then forced their captive to pose for a photo, bloody and surrounded by 30+ Kevlar-clad mercenaries mugging for the camera to show off their trophy, plus all the military equipment they needed to re-capture a 5'3" escapee in a borrowed hoodie. It was a shameful, 3rd world worthy display of bullshit braggadocio, and if I were Mr. Cavalcante, I'd call them out on it with my own public statement. Maybe it would look like this:

"Congratulations, coppers. You got me. And it only took 300 of you working day and night with night vision and heat sensors and tracking dogs, plus enough weapons to arm Ukraine for a month. Bravo. While you ate nutritious meals and got plenty of high quality sleep between shifts, I caught brief outdoor naps with one eye open while eating bits of wild fruit where I could find it. Still, I always stayed one or two or twenty steps ahead of all you great warriors and your pack of killer canines and air support, not to mention the entire world watching on T.V. and online hoping to help you out. Yes, congratulations are surely in order, as you proved that with millions of dollars and endless supply of high-tech gear, even a bunch of blundering dinks like yourselves could finally catch one unarmed and lightly clothed, 130 lb. man with nowhere to run to, and all in just slightly under a month! Be proud, tough guys. Also thanks so much for the selfie.
Yours, Big D."

#2 Piggies be Piggin'

(This story relates to "I don't Understand the Outrage", Dec. 2014, among other posts)

In Late September, one of Southern California's finest bodyslammed a 16-year-old schoolgirl to the ground... picked her up into the air and ragdolled her insubordinate, teenybopper ass. Good show, Officer Friendly! Hospital pictures later showed her half-conscious, head swollen and bloody. But look how the cops reported it: "Deputy pulled female away causing her to land on the ground." Pulled female away? Caused her to "land" on the ground?? See how these pukes do this shit? Utter mutilation of reality to twist the image - but this time, the video evidence contradicts them.

Sadly, I've seen this same verbal contortionism so many times, always whitewashing pig abuses. How nice when the only OFFICIAL record is the one you or your friends get to write, eh? I once had a cellmate who was being obnoxiously uncooperative, but what those scumbags did to him was unconscionable. A large herd of guards yelled "Turn around and cuff up!". They stood outside the closed cell door and he was expected to put his hands through a slot behind his back. When he finally complied, the cop bore [Another Round of News, Cont.] down so hard that the handcuffs cut into his wrists. When he loudly complained, "Hey man, that's too fucking tight!", they just told him to shut up, then as they struggled, his cuffed wrists slid down into the crack when the automatic door began to open slightly, then stopped. He fell to his butt, facing away and unable to turn toward the phalanx of psychopaths screaming behind him, trapped in an impossibly awkward position with the metal biting deeply into his flesh. Of course he is yelling, they are yellow... everyone is yelling, then the door finally opens a bit more and he is instantly dragged through the narrow opening and swarmed by rabid swine. They beat him mercilessly while screaming "STOP RESISTING", that magical cop incantation that later absolves them from almost any atrocity they choose to commit, and eventually they drag him away, never to be seen again.

A month later I get a call from an investigator wanting my version of events. Apparently they charged him with "assaulting an officer" and are prosecuting him for a 3rd strike. A life sentence!! All because some punk pig wanted to get away with a little low-key handcuff torture to punish a guy for being mouthy. Sick fucks. I've also watched an inmate beaten terribly by another inmate while he was curled up in the fetal position after being sucker punched. The pigs' write up on that claimed they "observed inmates X and Y striking each other in the head and torso with closed fists," blatantly lying to justify punishing the obvious but unpopular victim of an assault. It's pure bullshit boilerplate language these worms use in almost any inmate altercation so they won't have to deal with self-defence or a more complicated battery claim. I had the identical words used against me when an inmate jumped on me from behind as I walked to the visiting room door to see my dad, and not a single punch was thrown by either of us. It's a cut and paste report they use.

The moral is, pigs lie - in fact, lying is the ONLY thing they can be relied on to do consistently- to protect themselves from everything from extra paperwork to criminal prosecution, and that's obviously what's happening with that uniformed OX who took his aggressions out on a featherweight young female. Incidentally the police department is now "reviewing the case to consider possible charges "...against the GIRL that their feral follow officer smashed on! Gotta love them popos, right? Always protecting and serving us with honor and distinction.

#3) And One For The Road

This last story just appeared as I was finished up this post. It seems a father was driving his wife and teenage son at high speed to get to the animal hospital after their dog was hit by a car. You already know what happens next -- some scummy pig pulls them over and absolutely loses his shit because this anguished father didn't immediately stop, on account of his dog dying in his wife's lap and all. Turns out he was speeding for a reason, and stopping now would quite defeat the purpose. Go figure. At any rate, once he did stop, the police had the man out of the truck within seconds. As they screamed incoherent and contradictory orders at him from three sides, he tried to beg these hysterical psychopaths to PLEASE just listen long enough to learn what was really going on. Instead, they force him to walk backward with multiple guns drawn on him, then force his kid out of the truck at gunpoint as well, putting him facedown on the asphalt though he's only wearing a pair of shorts, no shirt or even shoes. They handcuff the son and father as the entire family desperately tries to reason with them, then these fine professional peace officers somehow manage to discover that the mother does indeed have a gravely injured dog dying in her lap. Rather than immediately remedying the situation and escorting the traumatized family to the vet -- as any sane and halfway decent human being would naturally feel obliged to do -- they proceed instead to lecture them all in the fine art of obeying pigs with alacrity, lest they all be murdered next time around. I supposed one could view that as a PSA of sorts. The original pig even calls the father a "dumbass" in front of his family. Nice touch.

The family was eventually released, of course.

Their dog died, of course.

GOTTA LOVE COPS!!!

Fucking scumbag, sewer-rat pieces of shit. ACAB, period; just kill 'em all. There's simply no more doubt left for these murderous bullies to benefit from.

Sorry. I hate to sound so hostile. I guess heartbreakingly tragic and thoroughly avoidable atrocities committed by authoritarian thugs in love with their own power just tend to frustrate me a bit, for some odd reason.

Anyway, toodles.