Sept. 26, 2014

What's In A NAme

by Eric Wilkes (author's profile)

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What's In A Name
9-2-14

Of all the different changes a guy has to make in adjusting to prison life, there is one change that many times gets done for him: the changing of his name. Whether it be done by choice or totally against his will, there's about a 58% chance that he will be appointed a nickname. What exactly is a nickname? Well, according to my dictionary, it's a familiar or humorous name given to a person instead of or as well as the real name. Okay, that seems simple enough. But just what causes these names to suddenly materialize and literally take over a guy's legalized title that he was practically born with?

Well, from my observation, there appears to be five different reasons for which a particular nickname will be designated to a person.
1. According to his appearance. (32%)
2. Because of something he's done or still does. (25%)
3. Due to certain characteristic features he has. (17%)
4. It might be based on his real name somehow. (10%)
5. Just downright don't know. (15%)

To get an idea of some of the new names an individual will take on, I've made a list of 40 different names I've come across that I can remember. Try and see if you can categorize each name with the correct reason of designation. It's not always going to be a logical answer. That's why I've taken it upon myself to do some explaining after you've tried your hand at guessing where these nicknames materialized from.

38
Big Jit
Block
Butterball
Candy Man
Checker Bill
Chicken Wing
Country
Cowboy
Day-Day
Double D
Elmer Fudd
Fish
Fluff
Goldfish
GQ
Greedy
Hawk
Head
Hollywood
Honeybun
Hustle Man
Ice House
Jewel
Knuckle Head
Lollipop
Lurch
Maze
Money
Mouse
New York
Peewee
Radio Man
Ranger
Shotgun
Skillet
Squirrel
Tammy
Tanya
X-Man

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Jamie Posted 8 years, 4 months ago. ✓ Mailed 8 years, 4 months ago   Favorite
Hey,
I was just writing the reply to another letter of yours, but I wanted to do the name quiz-thingy. :D

38 - Maybe he (all are guys right?) has a big tattoo with 38 on it! I just hope he hasn't killed 38 people..
Big Jit - I had to google what a jit is for this one. Maybe he's been in prison since he was really young and now he got big..?:(
Block - He's probably really ripped!
Butterball - And he's a little more.. large? Or his favorite food is turkey!
Candy Man - I would like to think that he's just really sweet. Buuuuut that's a little unlikely. Maybe it's referencing to something sexual, like the song 'Candy Shop' from 50 cent...
Checker Bill - I have no idea!
Chicken Wing - Maybe he stole a lot of Chicken Wings??? And is he black? - Sorry if that's racist!!
Country - Maybe he was a farmer. :)
Cowboy - Same as above!
Day-Day - Uh... I have no idea.
Double D - Another really bulky person maybe?
Elmer Fudd - Did he shoot someone with a rifle? Noooooo. :(
Fish - Someone new in prison? Got that from the series Prison Break...:)
Fluff - I don't know why that'd be a nickname but it's really cute! Maybe he has nice, fluffy hair.
Goldfish - Same as fish? Maybe he's rich. Or robbed a bank.
GQ - Ouh... No idea! Maybe he's good at fashion-stuff.
Greedy - I assume he's pretty greedy... :P
Hawk - Maybe his hair reminds people of a Hawk.
Head - No clue!
Hollywood - Was he famous when he was put behind bars?
Honeybun - Trans?
Hustle Man - Did he sell drugs?
Ice House - Owned a Ice-truck and kidnapped little kids with it. (Hope I'm wrong)
Jewel - Maybe he stole expensive jewelery?
Knuckle Head - Sounds kinda scary, but I don't know where that could come from.
Lollipop - Let's people suck his..... uhhhhh
Lurch - Maybe he looks like a frog.
Maze - Ha, I know that one!:P He's someone who draws really cool labyrinths. :)
Money - Rich person!
Mouse - A quite little person? Or
New York - Probably not the reason for his name but is he from New York?
Peewee - It's probably because of the movie! Haven't watched it though.
Radio Man - Newscaster maybe?
Ranger - Maybe he shot someone in the woods.
Shotgun - Same..?
Skillet - Hell, I don't know, but he has the name of one of my favorite bands so that's pretty cool!
Squirrel - Maybe he's really hyperactive.
Tammy - Ouuh, his real name is probably similar to the nickname.
Tanya - Trans!..?
X-Man - Did he like to cosplay?

Sooooooo, that are my guesses. I'm probably wrong in 99% of them, haha.

Bye bye,
Jamie

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