Jan. 26, 2017

Dear Sobriquett

From Prometheus Writes! by Nathaniel Lindell (author's profile)
This post is in reply to comments on:  Nate's News, 5 December 2016 thumbnail
Nate's News, 5 December 2016
(Dec. 21, 2016)

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Reply I.D # eyiw
Dear Sobriquett dated 16 Jan. 2016

Uh, sure we can correspond. Why, I wonder, didn't you just send a letter in the first place?
See, I've had maybe a dozen people say things like that in a comment, then I reply, like I am with you, yet never hear from them.
Then I've had people like Joan offer to help me publish my bio, then do a ghost on me. So I'm more than kinda jaded.
I don't do personal "correspondence" through my blog. If you want to correspond, send a letter to me: Note (not Nathaniel) A. Lindell #303724
WSPF P.O. Box 9900
Boscobel, WI 53805-0901
Given that you've read my prisoninmates.com/NateLindell303724 page, if you read everything you know enough about me to decide if you want to (check one or more & let me know):
* Be a pen-pal & keep it light (I hate light/shallow)
* be a pen-pal & consider a deeper friendship (I'm looking forthis0
* be a pen-pal & consider romance (I am a sucker for love)
* work with me on prison abolition projects
* help commercially publish my writings & art, for a cut
* bust me out (boy, good luck there!)
* catfish me (tell me you're a 26 yr. old stripped & send believable pics!)
* stalk me (I only got one stalked right now, a gay dude)
* send me unwanted Bible study crap (tell me I'm evil Baby! :) )
* hire me as your therapist (I'm pretty good, really!)
* tell me how your cats are doing, all 30 of them!
* some other shit. (be the first member of my cult! :) )
You must set the boundaries, because I'm a criminal & liable to do anything! Well, really, I'm not about hurting people, excepting assholes.
And yes, I only get two free 1 oz.-postage envelopes a month. If I'm someone you have a serious interest in, and are able to, please order me postage-embossed envelopes & paper so writing you doesn't preclude me mailing blog posts & threatening letters to the President. You may do some from WIinmatepackage.com #6515453 (5-pack envelopes six at a time, max)
6515104 (100 sheets paper)

P.S I really am square when it comes to drugs & alcohol & I don't use or take advantage of women. I will crush, CRUSH you in Jeopardy though!

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