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 You Might Still Be Institutionalized If... (March 8, 2016) |
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TOP 10 MOST OBVIOUS INDICATIONS THAT YOU'RE LOSING YOUR MIND IN PRISON.
10. YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ALL EAGER TO START THE DAY.
09. YOU START WALKIING OUT OF THE CHOW HALL FEELING SATISFIED.
08. YOU CAN'T KEEP FROM CRYING WHEN YOUR PET SPIDER RUNS AWAY.
07. YOU REALIZE THE ONLY GUYS WHO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE ALREADY LOST THEIRS.
06. YOU PURCHASE A YEAR SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.
05. YOU START ANTISIPATING YOUR MONTHLY APPOINTMENTS WITH THE PSYCH DOCTOR.
04. YOU'RE SEEING THE PSYCH DOCTOR TO BEING WITH.
03. YOU LOAN SOMETHING TO A GUY THAT SAYS HE'LL PAY YOU BACK, AND YOU BELIEVE HIM.
02. YOU GLANCE AT YOUR LATEST GAIN-TIME SHEET AND REALIZE YOU MISSED YOUR RELEASE DATE.
01. YOUR ONLY HIGHLIGHT IN LIFE IS GETTING LETTERS FROM PEOPLE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET.
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