#246

Cartoon: Roger from American Dad in Drag
created 29 Jan.'17

[Drawn image as stated above, speech bubble text reads:]

Bitch, say one more thang 'bout my small boobs & body hair & I'll cut you my man likes it!

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All due respect to Seth McFarland, although he needs a team for what I do all on my own! :)

So I drew this for someone I thought was my best friend. She was, like so many women do, trippin' about her body, even though I repeatedly told her she was being too hard on herself.
Thing is, I've never met an adult man who gives a fuck about boob size or if a woman's eyebrows a waxed to look like a cholita's. Boys care about that shit, like my associates did when I was 15-16! Year, Donald Trump cares about that too, but he's a boy in a 70-year-old man's body.
It's a turn off to hear women trippin' over their bodies! But maybe I'm just ultra practical: yo got a vagina? That'll make you an automatic 5 in my book. Nice eyes - an 8. Nice lips & eyes - boom, you're a 10...if your personality is good.
I've met some women who were built like Barbie, and I wouldn't even look at them 'cause their personalities were so rank!
And I'm serious! If I wanted an empty woman, I'd've bought a blow-up doll.
I've met women who are not physically attractive, in any way, yet, somehow, they developed great personalities& got a handsome man wrapped around their fingers. Don't make sense to me, unless the man was wise enough to realize that skin wrinkles, tits sag, hair grays but a personality doesn't have to. I'm about at that point too - all I give a fuck about is a good personality.
Anyway, this drawing & these thoughts are for any woman eating their hearts out over how they think their looks are flawed: men ain't tripping over such details.

Nate A. Lindell #303724
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