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Do You Have a Foot Fetish?
I Have Two Feet!
Created 11 Nov. 2011
[Outline drawing of a footprint. The following is written within it.]
And as you can see from the outline of my left foot, they're big! Size 14 to be exact, with a really long and prehensile second toe. No fungus, no blemishes, and no hair. They're some pretty feet! If you're not laughing by now you're a heel!
P.S. Seriously, for $5, I'll send ya an ink print of my sole. Pun intended. My blogs are ink prints of my soul.
Readers, I ran this blog by my shrink up here, whom I call Cavegirl. She's got a low forehead and a protruding brow ridge, which I find cute. She's smart too. She found it kind of strange, but she laughed when I told her it was a desperate marketing ploy to attract people googling "foot fetish" to my blog, inspired by some desperately lonely prisoner whom I heard being picked on for sending drawings of his feet to gay men.
I figure, "They're just freakin' feet. If ya got a thing for 'em, go crazy."
Anyhoo, Cavegirl didn't condemn this, which I take as a, "Hurry up and post it."
Voilà.
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Replies (1)
This foot blog made me laugh a lot. It's pretty epic.
Something to make you smile in return, foot related (although I don't recommend you singing and dancing to it in there so try to resist);
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
Now it is in your head and should make you smile each time you think of it.
Best wishes from my UK size 3-3.5, US 5.5-6s (hence the LITTLE in my name, I'm a munchkin at just over 5ft tall)
The Little Brit (and her tiny feet)