May 22, 2021

There's Good News Everyone

by James Harmon

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"There's 'Good News' Everyone."
- Jesus (to paraphrase)

To all the people out there talking about "Good News," you're about 2000 years too late. A Guy named Jesus beat you to it.

Do you hear that "Meghan thee Stallion"? You're not Jesus, you're not the Messiah, we're not going to worship you just because you named your album "Good News".

In case you didn't know, the word "Gospel" literally means "Good News".

And to all you people out there making fun of Puduans, you better hope that when you meet your maker, he doesn't say "How".

#ulowwhour

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