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[drawing of flower & heart with "Tommy" written]
[drawing of Mickey Mouse]
[drawing of Betty Boop]
[drawing of Mickey Mouse]
(Jokes: May 2011)
(1) A 95 yeard old man and his 94 year old wife go before a judge seeking divorce after 75 years of marriage. The judge asks, why on earth would you wait 75 years before asking for a divorce? Well sir, says the old man, we decided to wait until after the kids are dead.
(2) Question: What do you call a lesbian w/ fat fingers? Well hung!
(3) Did you ever date a midget? (Yes) I was just nuts over her.
(4) What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby? Go ask your mother.
My name is Tommy. I'm currently serving (4) years, 8 months for petty theft w/ a prior and receiving stolen property. My current release date is September 2012. I welcome all comments and can be contacted at the following address:
Thomas Dunphy Jr. F95334
CSP - LAC - C2 121
Lancaster, CA 93539.
I occupy my time while incarcerated, working out and reading. I'm currently enrolled in a vocational plumbing class Monday-Friday, 6:30 AM - 1:30 PM.
I'm currently practicing drawing. Please see the enclosed drawings I've done. I will enclose other drawings at a later time.
Sincerely, Tommy
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