1347 2.7.13

"Public Apology"

I called my ex-wife Ellen (@apeleather) this morning and she was upset at a stupid comment I made here that insulted her, so, since the problem was, for one, I made an insulting comment here in a "public forum" I think I should use this same "public forum" to apologize for my ignorant mouth.

Ellen, I'm sorry. I have no right to insult you in any way, ever, especially in public. You know I tend to run my mouth when I get "riled" and I don't mean half of what I say, but that's no excuse. I hope you will forgive me. I'll call you later and let you cuss me out.

So, to anyone else reading, I'd like to say that Ellen is much more than my "ex". She's always been there for me throughout this term, at times (most of the time) being the only friend I have. She's done more for me than anyone else, other than my mom. Actually, she's the ONLY one that's done anything for me. We've gotten along great 99% of the time and the other 1% was me being negative and full of hate. (Thank you, California.) I've done a bit of "venting" on this blog and believe me - I've severely censored myself! - but sometimes I fail to bite my tongue when I should. But oh well: Can't please everyone and I'm sure talking too good about Ellen is going to upset someone else. Maybe I should just make a blanket apology.

Dear Earthlings,

I apologize for any and everything I've said, thought, mumbled or SHOULD have said, EVER, either now or in any past or future lives about you, your butt or your dog.

Now THAT'S some sincerity!

PS: This is the first and only "public apology" I've ever felt I needed to make (the one to Ellen, not you damn earthlings!) At some point in time I've insulted every race, creed, religion, subspecies, secret society, bike club, gang, stinking cop, ugly dog, fat girl, skinny girl, parole officer, redneck, midget and white person on this miserable planet. I feel no need to apologize to ANYONE! Okay: maybe the dog.