#143 Nate's News created 6 May 2013
by Nate A. Lindell #303724 P.O. Box 351 WauPUN, WI53963-0351

Greetings lovers, haters, bi-curiouses and of course, hench people.

Well it's been another awesome day in prison (thanks to Prozac), where I spent an hour looking for my pen (it was in my shirt pocket), deciding which of my memoirs to put in a book for PrisonsFoundation.org, and vaguely wondering why I shouldn't blow my brains out (mainly because I don't have any bullets, or a gun), when I looked out of my cell's window and saw a cloud of smoke rising just on the other side of my prison's wall.

"I'll be damned" I thought, "it's Armageddon! Jesus is coming back, and boy am I gonna be in trouble!"
"If it was Armageddon, the fire'd be bigger" a neighbour suggested.
"Big things start out small" I assured him.

Alas, I just looked out again. The smoke's dissipated. Another false alarm. I'll keep y'all posted though and please return the favour.

Maybe it was just the warden's house burning (fingers crossed), but probably it was just a cow spontaneously combusting (there's a weird smell of burnt cow-crap blowing in from the vent).

The point is, Prometheus Writes! will be up and running a little longer. God Bless America and M.I.T!

Met a cool shrink, Diane Lytton, outta Madison. Any of you lose your marbles, I sincerely recommend her. Nice, bright and very experienced.

Funny story, some old black guy with a foul mouth who's been in seg. here for years, has been scheming to sell his brain to a mad scientist. He expects to get 100 million dollars for it. Uh-huh-Kraaa-zeee! But I've been trying to sell my brain (see post #98); I'd be happy with 5 g's. Hell I'll even keep my head on ice when I feel the cold hand coming!

A note to hench people (ahem - Bex). That involves henching, and so far I'm unaware of any helpful henching being done. Schnell with the henching. Be so henchy as to e-mail the peeps on the end of accompanying articles.

Ain't had a comment from Paul, Candleships, etc. in more than a month. As the accompanying articles reveal staff here got cause to hate me and may have mis-delivered mail (a common occurrence and way to harass us) If I ? reply.

Thanks for sticking around and holler if ya want anything specific discussed.

Nate!