*July 10, 2013* -Blog-

*Turd Stomper?*

In life are many challenges, and most
of those are people worthy of the nick name
"turd".
So how do you deal with a turd?
Plug your nose and hope it goes away?
Drop verbal litter over the turd hoping
to cover it?
Flush it with a killer look and walk away?
Pass it to a so called friend?

*Or*

Are you a turd stomper?
Do you take on every turd with boots?

I use to be a turd stomper, until I
realized was spreading it and causing
more stink.. :)

There's no right or wrong way to deal
with someone you consider a turd, but
I'm interested in your stories.
Who's got some awesome turd stomper
stories?

Always,
David Troupe

Turd Stomper

I just showed back up at the Washington
State Penitentiary.....

Turd CUS: I see your back

Me: Yup.

Turd CUS: Looks like headquarters knows
only we have what it takes to deal with you.

Me: That's interesting given I spent 2
years here and non of you could control
me.

Turd CUS: The only reason you left is
because we wanted to give you a fresh
start.

Me: That's curious, DOC HQ said I was
transferred because you couldn't control me.

Turd CUS: We always have control.

Me: Ok, go suit up and lets get the party
started, let's see your control over me.

Turd CUS: No, no, let's stay calm. We've been
there, done that.

Me: I know, and I'll do it again.

Turd CUS: Violence never works.

Me: It always works.

Turd CUS: No, you just think it does.

Me: If you don't take me off these restrictions
I'll go back to fighting you.

Turd CUS: I'll let you off if you promise
not to assault my staff.

Me: I'll assault them if you don't take me off.

Turd CUS: I'll take you off.

Me: But violence never works? I'm in
control, not you.

Turd CUS: I'M IN CONTROLL!

Me: No, you're yelling like a 2 yr. old so
you're not in control.

Turd CUS: I'll TEACH YOU!

Me: Okay.

Turd CUS: I'M SERIOUS!

Me: Okay (I walk away)

-Turd Stomper_