#162
Gay People Are Not Necessarily Happy People
created 26 August 2013 by Nate A. Lindell
*Caution: Content for Mature Readers Only*

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I figured that any group
of people that could think up a Rainbow Parade, relish the feel of
silk panties holdin' up their nut sack or enjoy having their Hershey
highway rode upon would be perennially optimistic. Mais non, as
I recently discovered.
I was in a hallway with 30 cells in it, at least four of which held
prisoners with various degrees and forms of Gender Identity Disorder
(G.I.D.), a.k.a. chicks with dicks. This was an abnormally high-percentage
of out-of-the-closet gay/transsexual prisoners, homosexuals who were
all aquainted with each other and conducted themselves as a group.
The strangest one was a white one who claimed to be a woman
in a man's body, who liked women, not men. Her (out of respect for
this person's asserted identity, I did & do refer to all as females,
which made for better relations, less conflicts) orientation had me
confused, thinking "I like pussy too. Dude, you're a dude!" But she
carried herself and spoke in a slightly feminine manner, like lesbrans
I've known. Her name was "Heather," & she kinda reminded me of
Peppermint Patty from "Peanuts" comics, in build & with long reddish hair.
The most outspoken, sluttiest, Bi-Polar (literally) one was called
Starburst. Starburst was packin' a pistol but no bullets (her nuts
had been surgically removed), had 38 DDs and took female hormones.
She had loud, gay-erotic conversations on the tier, and sometimes
performed a strip tease at rec. which she called her "Million Dollar
Tapout." On the street, she (a dark Black person) was a transsexual
prostitute. Heather had a crush on Starburst, even though Starburst
had thrown shit & piss in Heather's face at rec. & on & off Starburst
cussed Heather out, only to tell Heather, "I love you bitch" an hour
or a day later. Starburst kissed and told-told all of us about
the supposed thugs she'd sexually serviced. Knowing perfectly well
that some of her lovers faced death by their gang/org' brothers
and that she too would be targeted for spreading such "slander."
A lot of people had been talking about Starburst being whacked,

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