March 18, 2017

Help Wanted

by Shawn Perrot (author's profile)


March 11, 2017

Ever wonder how a Help Wanted ad would read if they were allowed to write it the way they really wanted? I have, and here's what I came up with for my captors, the CDCR...

The California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation(CDCR) is looking to hire "qualified" applicants to immediately fill positions in the field of Corrections and Administration. Applicants must be predominantly white, racist and willing to act on their racial stereotypes. Proof of incestuous conception is a plus, although not necessarily required. Applications from non-whites and non-males will be grudgingly examined, but not necessarily taken seriously. Exceptions to this rule are those non-white applicants who are not only willing to look the other way, but are also willing to actively engage in a systematic pattern of discrimination and deprivation of basic civil rights on the inmate population. Female applicants must not only know their place as a woman in a man's organization, but must also be willing to keep their mouths shut about any harassment they're subjected to, real or imagined. Anger and aggression towards this policy may be acted out on the inmate population without fear of retribution.

Should you be an emotionally unbalanced, insecure, racist, inbred bastard looking for employment in a world unwilling to deal with your crap, then by all means, come see us at the CDCR. We literally have tens of thousands of potential victims for you to have your way with, victims who have no rights and who no one will ever believe. Give us a call, or better yet, drop by and show us what you're made of!

Shawn L. Perrot CDCR# V-42461
MCSP Cell# C-13-229L
P.O. Box 409060
Ione, CA 95640


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Sunflower Posted 1 year, 3 months ago. ✓ Mailed 1 year, 2 months ago   Favorite
Thanks for writing! I finished the transcription for your post. Loved the satire, though I hate how shitty and malformed our entire justice system is at the moment. Best of luck to you, keep putting a voice to it.

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