Firstly- MTG mo-fo whoooooooo!

My decks are Relentless Rats and Zombies / Mummies (from the 2017 Amonkhet sets) - red, blue, white and black cards.
I have never played green so it's nice that we are total opposites here!
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D&D takes AGES as it's a long-winded campaign of beating up goblins, kidnapping dragons and turning elves into baggage-carriers!
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Are you allowed to receive Amazon gifts or if I were to send cards to you by mail???
Or I could photocopy some for you???

What CAN you receive in there?
Books? Magazines?

I love that your letter is on electronic typewriter type-thingy!
My penpal from Indy in 1994 wrote to me like this!
I love it over there - Indianapolis is SO chilled and they were a bit excited to meet a Brit!
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I'm glad that you have a sense of humour- life's too short to be serious!
I hope that we are going to get on well- I grew up with Monty Python, Blackadder and Bottom - basically, Rik Mayall, Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson etc - and of course Father Ted, so humour has always bee my go-to thing when I'm pissed off!

More recently, Mrs Brown's Boys, Blacklist, Black Sails (Treasure Island prequel) and Lucifer.

It's awesome that you can had rock radio in there - I love Metallica, Slipknot, Marilyn and Linkin Park.
Have seen them all and they have not failed to impress!

As for your "more please", I totally got that from Oliver!
I LOVE that book / film.
I had a HUUUUUUGE crush or Jack Wild (Dodger) when I was 12!
(You tell NOBODY that!)
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MY lifetime crush is Arnie though!
First time I saw him was when I was about 8 and it was in Cactus Jack with Kirk Douglas (LEGEND!) and I was smitten!
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Then of course came Terminator 1, 2 & 3 and Jingle All The Way...
DROOOOOOOL!

Anyhoooooo!

You are a dirty skier...?
I think we should see other people!
JOKING!
The issue with skiers is that there's usually 25 of them per every 1 boarder!

I have size 8 (US 9 I think!) feet, so the idea of ATTEMPTING to walk with extra-long feet is a scary prospect for me!
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Never tried water-skiing as it seems like a lazy, non-life-threatening sport!
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Scuba diving is unpredictable, just like me, as ANYTHING can spring out of a shipwreck or tank turret!
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I hope the Australian twunt (a mix of twat + c*nt!) enjoyed her 10k for getting you back inside.
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I don't tend to look into WHAT people have done to get where they are now, I read their "short story" on the penpal site and yours stood out!
I'm not a big fan of the internet usually - I like reading!

History and real-life crimes, ironically are my faves!

I have just finished the Yorkshire Ripper "autobiography" and couldn't put it down!
It was released a few months ago, AFTER he snuffed it in Broadmoor Hospital (mental-health-issues prison that also housed Ian Brady, the Moors Murderer) so he didn't profit from it but the 2 chaps that wrote it were interviewing him for YEARS about his motives

for WHY her murdered loads of girls, he believed that they were all prostitutes after he had a sh*tty experience with one.
Unfortunately, most of them were just regular girls on their way home from a night out so in wrong place at wrong time.
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I've been lucky in my "job" that I have only dealt with a couple of non-gooey suicides (hanging & overdoses) but no jigsaw-piecing of bodies back together or anyone under 35!
Oldest was 108!
She was born the year the Titanic went down!
She must have seen SO MUCH!

Sonic over Mario.....
I think we should DEFINITELY see other people!
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I'm Nintendo through and through.
Had Mario Bros on the Sinclair ZX Spectrum 128k in 1980s and then on the NES in 1992...
The film was fecking awful though!
WHAT Bob Hoskins was thinking, I have no idea!
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Oooooooooh.... So you have a book too, ya posh twat!
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I will have a squizz (look) at that in a bit - I hope it's worth the read with lots of gory details!
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Lots of penpals, eh?
I thought I was going to be special and exclusive!
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JOKING!

Learning is good- I love factual stuff, am not a fan of fiction - life is far more interesting!

Does the JPay tablet mean that you get email-type things???
That would be so much easier than shouting at the printer for running out of ink!
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I'm working through your letter and have just got to the bit where you CAN receive Amazon directly -WOOHOO!
I will get something over to you!!!

Piercings... 14!
Tats... 3.
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WRITE SOONIES!!!

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