Nov. 20, 2012

Breeding Certificate

by Daniel Baker (author's profile)

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BREEDING CERTIFICATE

Breeder Name: Baker
Personal Name: Daniel
Date of Birth: 10-27-76

* That the above has been certified as being of the following breed type:
x Working - Sought-after but hard to find
o Pastoral - A good "homemaker" but a bit dull
o Toy - Great accessory but otherwise pointless

* That he is dependable/excitable in temperament and he can be trusted to "stay"/stay faithful/not have an accident on the sofa (select all that apply).

* That in obedience trials, he has demonstrated an ability to understand and obey a series of verbal/non-verbal commands including the following:
x To walk and to heel
x To respond to hand signals
x To wait and come on command

* That he is mainly house-trained, and that he has learned not to chase birds/mount complete strangers/relieve himself in public places (select all that apply).

* Generally, he is manageable/frisky and should never be let off the leash (select all that apply).

That in conclusion the above is considered suitable for:
o Breeding x Showing x Working o None of the above

Signed and Dated: Dr. Feelgood 5-3-08

Please note: This certificate is only valid when bearing an official stamp.

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