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The Stunion "Nashville Satire, Nashville TN"
I'm a little bit country for Connie Britton. Jim Terry country time lemonade & crab crack jamboree invites you to a gathering. Saddle up, grab loved ones & hop in your favorite mud slinging monster truck. This shin-dig's a pure beers & tears Willie Nelson, smoke 'em if you got ganja, & Blake Shelton hoe-down. Guests include President Bronco Bama, Baby versus Dragon & "Weee! Are Never Never Ever Getting Back Together red" red lipstick bubble-gum complexion Taylor Swift. Brokeback Mountain famed thespian Jake Gyllenhaal will perform a threesome in memoriam with heartbreakers John Mayer & Joe Jonas in order to eulogize in song Patsy Cline. Martina McBride lost the Queen of the Honky Tonk crown this year to tiara wearing reality show star Honey Boo Boo Child. You better red-neck-og-nize! Save a horse from meeting turnips & tenderizer. Write a black starving inmate artist. James Terry #373986, WSPF POB 9900, Boscobel, WI 53805, USA. Snail mail's like escargot. Pork & beans comedy. Oatmeal's better than no meal.
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