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The Stunion 2013 Auld Lang Syne Satire
Toast! Prior to your Waterford crystal balls dropping from intoxication. Confetti rained upon Kanye's parade from heaven. Stork in future. While still married to Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian and Kimye West expecting first kid. Tabloid intervention specialist Kourtney, Kylie, Kendle and Khloe called a press conference to prematurely announce name of sister Kim's fetus as: Kunta Kenta Kardashian.
Country wide yawl! Ku Klux Klan were in an uproar! From South Florida to rural Texas white folks burned Nike, Fubu gear and set Cadillacs aflame. Due to race mixing, champagne bottles of Moet corks weren't popping. Rifle ranges and gun clubs were overwhelmed by disgruntled racist busting semi-automatic AR-15 assault weapon full metal jacket drums in the air as the New Year began to ring in.
"Let there be peace" at the stroke of midnight Kris Jenner made the southern Deep South aware of fact that she's married to Dr. Bruce Banner of the Incredible Hulk franchise. Let's stop being green with envy. Congratulations Kanye West & Kim Kardashian!!! Marvel Comics sponsor. Black folks look on amazed.
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