April 6, 2013

Shaving My Balls...

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)



Shaving My Balls...

Got your attention? Good, now get your mind out of the gutter.

As it were, somehow my mum rescued all my clothes & belongings before Hell-bitch tossed them out 9 years ago when I got arrested. Mum keeps bringing me sacks of stuff every week when she visits... So there's always something to wash & wear & enjoy again after all this time.

Last week she brought 2 bins of odd stuff - tools, wires, my electric toothbrush (Energizers STILL work after 9 years, FYI), AND I FOUND MY CLOTHES SHAVER. Hot diggidy dawg!!

Now, to the most of you, this small device is something of little use, but I will tell you that A LOT happens to clothing when stored long-term.

So I fired the shaver up (it's a plug in, no Energizers) and set about to shaving my balls of whatever from my clothes. I shaved sweats, socks, polo shirts, pants, jammies, and my good suit. I can now announce with great pleasure that I have no other balls excepting the 2 that God blessed me with.

And I look good. My suit looks awesome again and I can go forth with confidence. So to those creative folks at Brookstone, I salute you.

- Happy Thoughts -



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