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Shaving My Balls...
3/17/13
Got your attention? Good, now get your mind out of the gutter.
As it were, somehow my mum rescued all my clothes & belongings before Hell-bitch tossed them out 9 years ago when I got arrested. Mum keeps bringing me sacks of stuff every week when she visits... So there's always something to wash & wear & enjoy again after all this time.
Last week she brought 2 bins of odd stuff - tools, wires, my electric toothbrush (Energizers STILL work after 9 years, FYI), AND I FOUND MY CLOTHES SHAVER. Hot diggidy dawg!!
Now, to the most of you, this small device is something of little use, but I will tell you that A LOT happens to clothing when stored long-term.
So I fired the shaver up (it's a plug in, no Energizers) and set about to shaving my balls of whatever from my clothes. I shaved sweats, socks, polo shirts, pants, jammies, and my good suit. I can now announce with great pleasure that I have no other balls excepting the 2 that God blessed me with.
And I look good. My suit looks awesome again and I can go forth with confidence. So to those creative folks at Brookstone, I salute you.
- Happy Thoughts -
Andy
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