A BRIEF HISTORY OF SHIRLEYWORLD - The Madness Journals
Chapter II

Well, the seven-foot coward "Hap-Hazzard" struck again here. He went after another 70 year old disabled prisoner sending this man (Helpful Bob) to solitary confinement. There is a victim each and every day in the block "Hap-Hazzard" works, they just don't always get sent to solitary. Helpful Bob bothered no one, he minded his own business, but you cannot escape the wrath of Hap-Hazzard if you are elderly, disabled, and otherwise cannot defend yourself. How soon they forget that when Hap-Hazzard worked at SBCC, and his block started to "go off" that he ran out of the unit like the coward he is and left his FEMALE partner alone in the unit. The male guards were so upset at this that they refused to work with him and he ended taking a "PC" (protective custody) here at ShirleyWorld. They also forget about when the state police walked him off of this facility for beating up his girlfriends all those years ago. He forgets guys have "been around" and know who he really is. (So does investigative services now).

The $90,000.00 per year Deputy "I have a Dream" was patrolling the units again today seizing men's home made antennas. You see, they sell you a $185.00 stereo receiver, but don't tell you it gets no reception without an outside antenna. You make your own and "I have a dream" comes along and rips it out of your window. What happened to worrying about escapes, knives, or drugs? No wonder the Boston Globe recently reported that ShirleyWorld was the "drug capital" of the Mass prison system. Men here "self-medicate" the hopelessness away.

They did a "booze cruise" in my cell at 10:20 last night. That is when they go cell to cell "smelling" for home brew. "Little Chicken" found four oranges in one cell, but not a drop of booze was found in the unit. These fools cannot find one cop to open the Chapel for religious services but they have no problem locating 20 to search for non-existent booze. Little Chicken is an angry man as when they took their "field trip" to Disneyland he could not go on the rides: too short!

The two captains "Stupid and Stupider" have issued a "fatwa" like the terrorist organization they are. You see, Captain Stupider was just reprimanded because he ordered a female guard to be "patted down" by a male guard. Captain Stupid is too cowardly to tell Captain Stupider that he won't co-sign his anger, so the two fools have told unit guards that they need to write "ten disciplinary reports" per night in each unit for "cell decorum" violations. Are they kidding me? I wonder if they checked with the d-officer who would have to process all those false tickets. We remember when Captain Stupid came in he looked like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live. Transgendered before it became popular!

Lt. Whirlwind is up to her old tricks. She has issued a "toilet paper war". A man in unit F-1 had the audacity to ask for a roll of toilet paper. CO Zit Face called Lt. Whirlwind and she sent a squad, headed up by Sgt. Messytattoo, and scoured the block for stray rolls of ass-wipe. Don't they remember Mr. Whipple who said, "Don't squeeze the Charmin!"?