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#144 Quotes clarified: Humpty Dumpty
by Nate A. Lindell, created 8 May 2013
Ask not what Humpty Dumpty can do for you.
Ask what you can do for Humpty Dumpty.
Of course this is what the illustrious J.F.K really said. But, by the time Warren and all the other commissions dubbed, doctored and ? every single audio recording of that profound speech, most people believe J.F.K. was talking about some abstract drivel... country.
Absolutely nay!
Humpty Dumpty is a real man, who busily and precariously balances his head/body up on the wall, humptying and dumptying for all of our benefits. And heaven help us if he falls!
That's the facts people, and it ought to have you fearfully aware of your duty to join your fellow citizens of this AWESOME red, white and black and blue nation in holding your hand up to H.D.'s huge butt and help hold him up! Keep in mind, we can't have people on the left buttock pushing too much harder than those on the right, nor vice-versa, or we'll topple the wobbly fellow. We all must steadily push somewhat, but not too much, come rain or shine.
Wonderful! That's exactly how to do it!
Keep it up now, bear with the ache in your arms and back. Duty now.
- Fin -
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