Have a Little Laughter and Try This

This probably will drive you crazy and you're more
than likely to be trying it over and over again, problem
is you can't outsmart your foot because your brain
is doing the programming.

1. Without anyone watching you(they will think you're
crazy) while sitting where you are lift your right
foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now while doing that, draw the number six in
the air with your right hand. You will notice
that your foot will change direction. And there's
nothing you can do about it! You and I both
know how stupid this is, but before the day is
out we will be trying it over and over.

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really mad at him.
She said to him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect
to find a gift in the driveway that goes from
0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. And it better
be there!!" The next morning Ed got up early
and left for work. When his wife woke up she
looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway. She put on her robe and ran out to
the driveway and brought the box back in the
house, expecting to find car keys in the box.
When she finally opened the box she found a
brand new scale inside of it. Ed has been missing
since Friday. Please pray for him.

The reason a dog has so many friends is
because he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise.
I wondered why the baseball was getting
bigger. Then it hit me.
Police was called to a daycare where a
two year old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy who got his left
side cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round
table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take
debate.
Thieves who steal from a garden could be charged
with stalking.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a job well done.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain Anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God puts a period. Don't
wait for six strong men to carry you to church in a casket.
Forbidden fruits create many jams. God doesn't call the
qualified, He qualifies the called. God promises a safe
landing, not a calm passage. He who angers you, controls
you! If God is your co-pilot, swap seats! Don't give God
instructions, just report for duty. The task ahead of us
is never as great as the power behind us. We don't change
the message the message changes us. The best mathematical
equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.