SHIRLEYWORLD UPDATES
"Let The Bullets Fly!"
Chapter XXII
by Timothy J. Muise
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- SGT. YOUNG-UN INVESTIGATED BY I.R.S/ UNREPORTED INCOME
It was reported on both the AP and UPI wires that our own Shirley-World ID task force commander, Sgt. Young-Un, is being investigated by the Internal Revenue Service for failing to report income dating back to the 1970's. It appears that before Sgt. Young-Un undertook a career in checking ID placement and ferreting out clotheslines he was part of the Screen Actors Guild(we he mentioned SAG we all thought he was referring to his testicles). Both news services report that he did not report royalties from his roles in the films "This Is Spinal Tap", " The Wizard Of Oz", and the MTV series "Jackass". The report went on to say that Sgt. Young-Un was one of the dwarves dancing around the 18' "stone-hinge" statue in "This is Spinal Tap", was one of the "Lollipop Kids" in "The Wizard Of Oz", and played a stand in for "We Man" in the Jackass Films. Agent Bob Frapples from the IRS went on the record to say, "We recognize midgets, oops: I mean "little people", as a minority but that does not relieve them of their duty to pay taxes in this country. At any rate Sgt. Young-Un has been stealing from the state for so many years that is should not be a problem for him to pay it all back." A press conference was set up at Shirley World, they even placed a milk crate in front of a microphone, but at the last minute Sgt. Young-Un was called away to an emergency as someone was wearing a white t-shirt in the Voc Ed building. When reached for comment Deputy Denied-Oh said, "Sgt. We Man has had a distinguished career in American cinema and the DOC is not going to discipline someone who, by all rights, should have received an Academy award." The IRS now reports that they are looking into allegations that Deputy Denied-OH may have not reported income from some films she made in the 1970's. Some of the Titles were: "Karen Does Kabul", "inside corrections", and "young love denied".
-CENTRAL MASS "LOVE TRIANGLE" UNCOVERED/ CONFIDENTIAL SOURCES REVEAL
A "confidential informant" (a device used so frequently by our super-sleuth investigators here at Shirley World) has come forward to provide details about a central Massachusetts "sex ring" and "love triangle" that involves guards and perpetrators basically jumping into bed together. Former Shirley World "toughest beat in the state" walker, CO Will U.B. Myvalentine, barged into his ex-wife's home and found her playing "hide my husbands riot baton" with a convict who was actually wearing an ankle bracelet on monitored release! Fuckin Aye! CO My-Valentine went nuts, attacked the ankle bracelet paramour, and actually took a misdemeanor pinch (but such arrests are "in policy" for DOC employees). Now CO Myvalentine got transferred from Shirley World to the Land of the Hairy Boobies, NCCI Gardner; and you know who was housed there? the same Ankle bracelet wearing con who was riding his wife like she was space mountain at Disney world! Oops! Funny thing is that this woman is now offering services to other "beat walkers" and our reports are that she is friendly with our own Lt. Shameless Peckerwood. It is quite possible that our warped headed coward is jumping in the sack with his best friend (a dude of course) and this trollop of central Massachusetts. It appears that she is the Heidi Fleiss of the region but instead of "milking" dollars out of rich movies stars she is "sucking" them out of the Golden Goose layed paychecks of these layabout state employees. This backwoods street walker has agreed to keep the information coming as she gets turned on by "dating" gaurds and then "banging" convicts behind their back. The badge wearer comes in through the front door while the scofflaw comes in through the back: no metaphors intended. I cannot imagine what the "price" must be for a moron like Shameless, but I can only guess that it is at least "double time", as that job is a tall order. I wonder if Lt. Peckerwood hits the panic button when things go wrong in the sack? He probably screams out, in his high bitch-like voice, "officer needs assistance, officer down!", as he has done so many times here at Shirley World. As the info comes in from this trollop we will report it. Not even the woods of Central Mass are safe!
-MASS PRISON VOICE A HUGE HIT AT SHIRLEYWORLD / DENIED-OH CRUSHES SPEECH
This recent, long-awaited, issue of the Mass prison voice was very well received here by all the cons who were lucky enough to get their issues before Deputy Denied-Oh found out that most of the issue was dedicated to exposing the abuse dealt out by her direct hand. The free speech warrior is proud to say that he had "hand: in starting the MVP all those years ago with the other "super warriors"; sue, Susan, Andrea, etc. One of our proudest accomplishments I must say! The voice of the prisoner will not be silenced! and the great news is that more and more people, people in power, are listening! The abuse of Deputy Denied-oh and her ilk will be exposed, trust and believe, and someday we will win a powerful victory for human dignity and social advancement. Denied-oh's form of gulag must be crushed, and it will be, and if you ever felt your voice was not powerful take a look at how hard Denied-oh and her sycophants try to silence it. Once the queen of mean found out the issue was about her personal failed policies and operations she bellowed, "halt the presses!" and called the "toughest beat in the state" walkers sorting mail in the purported Shirley World "mail room". She ordered that the MVP be burned with the kerosene that was meant to heat her HSU/SNF. "The men in the hospital can be cold for a few more days. I need to eradicate this publication like this administration has eradicated hope!" Beach Shoes aglow she marched from her office in tight goosestep over to the office of Deputy McCan't to inquire as how these first several issues of MVP escaped his free speech chilling scrutiny? McCan't McCould'nt giver a good answer, me thinks he sweats her a bit, but I'm just sayin, and he did not want to incur her wrath with an "unacceptable" answer. They must remember that we, the prisoners, do have power; we have methods to get our voice out there and expose your abuse; and when you try to silence us it only gives us more power. this is not the last conversation we will have on the subject! Why? Because the free speech warrior says so! The voice of the Prisoner will never be chilled.
Our whispers bring fear, they cower so near. Our voices are strong, exposing their wrong. Warriors with heart, set far apart, from the evil that looms, in their prison back rooms.
-ALL MALE REVIEW EXPANDS/ SAN FRANSISCO AND KEY WEST JOIN IN
The great success of the Massachusetts Department of Correction's "All Male Review", traveling fundraiser, led by Sgt. Big chew Charlestown is gaining such favorable national exposure (literally) that two large corrections department's are going on the road with our review. The cities of San Francisco and Key West Florida are sending some guards from their elite "toughest beat in the state" public safety forces. An order for "cotton loafers" and "ballet shoes" were placed by both departments and we are unsure if they really understand the meaning of Sgt. Charlestown's "pipe laying" tour, but the intentions of these prancing male security agents remains to be seen. with the "full frontal" requirement clause clearly "layed out" for them they seem anxious to display their wares all in the quest for improved public safety. Sgt. Ben Dover from the Key West corrections contingent was quoted by saying, "we have heard of the "Big Chew" and his reputation of being "larger than life: and we are very anxious to have a meet and greet!" Lt. Rob Dacradle from San Francisco group went on to say, "Our union promotes free love and safe sex amongst its members. There is no reason why we cant walk the toughest beat in the state and then caress and fondle each other with care." This statement brought a quizzical look to the face of the big chew, but he is certain that he will be able to get a few of the more butch female guards to "play for the other team" on the next tour of the All male review as they are adding crop-cut, flannel wearing, hoover enthusiasts to this next world tour. Good luck Sgt. Charlestown!
More to come...
Timothy J. Muise
Director
Bread & Water Prisoners, Inc.
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AMERICAN VETERANS IN PRISON
HOST
SUCCESSFUL VETERANS DAY CELEBRATION
The American veteran in prison (AVIP) chapter at MCI Shirley held a very successful veteran's day celebration, even with the efforts of the prison administration to chill the free speech of the honored group.
Keynote speaker, state representative Benjamin Swan, praised the group as being "The most important in the department of correction" and assured the AVIP board that he and some of his associates in the general court would be coming back to hear what "we" had to say. this was in response to the fact that MCI Shirley prison administration, Deputy Karen DiNardio in particular, had barred the veterans and non veteran (associate) members from speaking at the event in light of an event we held two (2) years ago in which we presented the facts of failure of the DOC to state Legislators. The prison administration is doing all it can do to stop us from doing it again, but we have a plan and will have our voices heard again. Most troubling this time was that the administration did not allow the commander of the AVIP, Joseph Labriola, to give a brief speech on his Vietnam experience. Joe was awarded the bronze star with battle "V" for valor and the purple heart for his Vietnam combat service but the person administration feels it has the right to discount that sacrifice and silence Joes voice: Trust and believe that it will not happen and they have just confirmed to many of our supporters (their numbers are growing each and everyday!) Just how much of tyrants and fascists they are! Joe bled for them, so they could have these layabout jobs, but they choose to chill his free expression, and the free expression of the whole group. That story is long from over.
Bread & water prisoners congratulates the AVIP Shirley chapter and thanks all the quests, Ben Swan, Shayvonne Jackson, Mary Tuitt, Carolyn Jette and the representative from the DAV fro their support!
FREE SPEECH FOREVER!!!