Nov. 18, 2020

I.H.O.P. (ness)

by Dymitri Haraszewski (author's profile)

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D. Haraszewski Nov. 1st 2020
Blog #1660 pg lofl
I.H.O.P (ness)

Mmmm... p- p- p-

[Picture of Homer Simpson drooling]

Pancakessss. [Happy face]

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unoriginalwriter Posted 4 years ago. ✓ Mailed 3 years, 11 months ago   Favorite
Thanks for writing! I finished the transcription for your post.

vmshirey Posted 3 years, 11 months ago. ✓ Mailed 3 years, 11 months ago   Favorite
Hey Friend!

First off, love this haha.

Just wanted to write to you real quick to let you know that I got your letter and things are super busy for me right now. Hope to write back very soon (I'm waiting for an actual printer so I can include URLs for you a bit easier)! Also hope you don't mind if typing takes a bit of the personality out of my communications - it ends up being a lot easier for me to articulate myself that way in the end.

Hope you're doing okay!
- Vaughn

FatherJohn Posted 3 years, 10 months ago. ✓ Mailed 3 years, 10 months ago   Favorite
Well Dymitri,

You know I can't keep quiet long.

Breakfast is my favorite meal "out."

I love places without chain names, places where I might be called "hon" or "dear" or even "sir." I like places where everyone checks out whose coming in and whose going out. The menu under glass is a bonus. They say, "why sure" when you ask for onions in your hash browns (the alternative is we don't do that) and "over easy" means the yolk is runny. The hash browns are brown thru and thru (hash whites are a bummer). The bacon is imperfectly perfect. The toast is triangulated with surgical precision. No-one asks for a second or third cup...they are a given. When you ask for water it's a big glass with ice and a straw. When you say "thank you" the reply is "you're welcome." Tips are another given...not IF but how many multiples. I can see your smile through your mask signaled in your eyes.

I get the feeling you like pancakes; cause Homer likes doughnuts too. Homemade waffles are the ace.

I pray this missive finds you well. Pfister.

Dymitri Haraszewski Posted 3 years, 7 months ago.   Favorite
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