#43
Do You Like Fancy Feet?
13 Dec. 2011

A lot of people do. And I wouldn't be a supercriminal if I didn't try to squeeze my size 14s into the game.

Here's the deal, folks. This is a harmless way for you to tell people about yourself, be creative, + have fun. I'll sure have fun doing this. Each month I'll post on my blog the fanciest foot shot that is mailed to me, FROM ANYONE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! So, put your minds to work + come up with a cool theme, then submit. Here's how:

1. Think of the fanciest, most fantastic display for YOUR feet (e.g. my drawing of a foot wearing a top hat + tie), put it all together, photograph it.

2. Mail it to me at Nate A. Lindell #303724
P.O. Box 9900
Boscobel, WI 53805-9900

Your submissions must conform with these rules:

1. No pornography or display of pubic hair, female nipples, or any genitals. Such photos are banned by my captors.
2. Nothing nasty, gross or dirty. E.G. no blood or dirty feet, obviously.
3. Multiple feet can be in the photo, but all models must sign the backs of photos + state "I voluntarily consent to Nate Lindell displaying this on his blog."
4. Anything goes as far as role play, costumes, makeup - but feet must be the center of attention, upon which all else depends.
5. Photos must be normal size, printed onto an 81/2" x 11" sheet of paper. Alongside the photo you must put the name/moniker you want to be identified by + briefly explain what we're looking at + how you came up with the idea. If selected, this will go on my blog.
6. Be nice, put some perfume on your letter to me.

You don't have to put your real name or address on your envelope to me, nor have it displayed if you win.

Whoever makes the biggest impression will win... or whoever submits.

Have some fun, tell your friends, join my revolution!

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