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TRULINCS 10157091 - Robinson, Cody J - Unit: MNA-C-B
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FROM: 10157091
TO:
SUBJECT: #13 - A Letter To Nabisco
DATE: 12/26/2011 10:09:49 AM
I probably won't end up sending this, but I think it still deserves some merit.
Dear Nabisco,
I have noticed the slogan "Milk's Favorite Cookie" boldly emblazoned on the packaging for your very famous, and very delicious, Oreo (TM) cookies.
While these cookies are, as stated above, very delicious, I must admit my skepticism of such a blatant claim. I recently took aside milk in an attempt to gain some understanding, but after several intense hours of interrogation, I was unable to elicit a single comment from milk. Eventually, I was forced to dispose of him, as well as his choclaty, crumbly, cream-lined cohorts. Perhaps I chose a too tight-lipped brand.
Please share with me your secret for the statement you received from milk. Maybe you could even put me in contact with him. I would very much like to hear his opinion of Hershey's (again, TM) chocolate syrup.
Truly Yours,
Cody Robinson
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