The Stunion Pop a Squat Political Satire

Hot mess production, #2 critical response team member, specialist 1st class Genitalia Cornhole & U.S. Marshals were called into the U.S. Supreme Court today & were left to evacuate cleaning up the justices' chambers. The Center for Disease & Control Biological Warfare assembled an emergency response with urgency pursuant to Chief Justice Roberts' anal retentive report that in Lavatory 666A the bathroom attendant had gone on lunch-break as scheduled. Leaving Justices Alito, Scalia & Thomas' ablutions to be fended on their own. Hi-jinks & juvenile pranking of one another immediately broke out when apparently Clarence Thomas ran out of toilet paper while shitting. Always "The Joker", Sam Alito threw an issue of The Stunion under the stall yelling "Code Illuminati!", which is secret jargon for "Imminent nuclear destruction" instructing Justices to duck, cover & kiss precious ass goodbye. Justice C. Thomas having chilli for lunch & the foresight not to respond to a potential 5 alarm drill, settled back on his porcelain pot, having a clean place to poop & read The Stunion.

Less than 30 seconds into an article his gut busted releasing his sphincter from laughter. The stools of Hiroshima broke loose when relieving himself Justice Thomas farted. A rotten mushroom cloud of toxic radioactive gas fog had encompassed the whole 666A lav chamber pot. Brilliantly wiping his ass with the fine print of The Stunion, opening the stall door to exit, he became alarmed. Heart palpitating, smelling smoke & seeing fire instinctively began to stomp out the brown bag aflame. High velocity shit flew splattering everywheres at supersonic speed so fast, The Jet Propulsion Lab would have been astonished. All Justices Alito & Scalia could do to contain themselves from soiling their robes is smile, chuckle & exchange secret society handshakes of brotherhood. This tale affords you a glimpse in the window of your tax-dollar wasted in the hands of Freemason Judicial Knight Templars of Malta. Biohazard suits with self contained breathing apparatus are unable to hold back the nasty jocular funk of The Stunion in unison with Justice Clarence Thomas' 5 alarm chilli Hiroshima bowels. A safe place to poop production. Share a smile :) of this copy with a friend. James Terry 373986, WSPF POB 9900, Boscobel, WI 53805, USA. Dancing With the Stars scientologist Kirstie Alley was released as Weight Watchers spokesperson for losing too much weight. Good for her. She's slim joke. Truth.