Oct. 14, 2012

Reality Satire

by James Terry (author's profile)

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The Stunion Reality Satire

America's Got Talent

Shock jock Howard Stern, can an inmate go viral? The bitch was so fine I'd suck her daddy's dick, is a famous Richard Pryor joke. Please be advised for sake of generating 2exonerateJT followers under the guise as your number one stunner, creator of The Stunion playbook, is on an all out insult of humanity. Bitches, bastards, gay, lesbian, hetero-homosexuals, politicians and celebrities. Be you a 99 or even 1 percenter, it's game on. You will be under attack, a verbal assault of lies, hyperbole, and extreme gross exaggerations of half truths. I put this on everything, I witnessed Juan Jesus Christ receive a blowjob from Diablo. I'm going to kick the global online community so hard in the ass that Mother Nature's going to have an aneurysm. When I get thru defending Lady Gaga's Catholic school educated, money making and Scandinavian ass-cheek spreading behind, little monsters assemble blowing up this author's blog. Feel me, Madge? George Clooney's Stacy Keibler good pussy eating pipe laying grey hairs aren't even safe. Regardless of idol worshipping Kim Kardashian's voluptuous assets or white men who silently desire to plant seed in Michelle Obama's secret garden. None, except one, of your icons are safe from being ridiculed. The voice of The Stunion will be heard CeeLo, Cristina & Blake. Try to X-Factor me out Simon, Brittany & Demi and I'll whip your combined asses, taking the title, becoming truly an "American Idol".

Sic: Ceelo

Pay it forward Hebrews 13:1-3

SBM 48 years old French/American English language skills only. Indigent write seeking philanthropist, mentors and friendships. Cure my loneliness and isolation, overwhelm my mailboxes with random acts of kindness & religious charity supporting a struggling starving artist. Money orders only to: Terry 373986, Inmate Accounts, POB 1000 WSPF, Boscobel, WI 53805, USA. Photographs & letters only to: James Terry 373986, WSPF POB 9900, Boscobel, WI 53805, USA. Godspeed.

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PS: Adam Levine (1) icon & LA Reed, who got the pass.

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