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MISSED BIRTHDAY Yeah, it's a formal complaint, baby!
Dear: Crystal R Baker.......(name of partner)
I was disappointed to note that you missed my birthday "AGAIN"
For your information, it was on 10-27-12 (mm/dd/yy)
This was a special day for me...!! and I don't understand why is should be so difficult for you to remember it. It's not as if it changes from year to year.
My guess is that you missed it this time because:
-You suffered another attack of amnesia.
xYou mixed me up with someone else.
-You overslept for the entire day.
If it's not beyond your capabilities, please explain to me in writing (a) how you intend to make it up to me, and (b)why it would be any different next year. I advise you not to leave it until "later," as we both know the difficulties you have with advanced concepts such as past, present, and future-otherwise known as "time."
Sincerely yours,
Daniel E Baker
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