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Ode to Valentine's Day
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
what the Hell is this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
it's the most annoying day of the year!
This day needs to get the Hell over with fast,
before I shove some roses up Cupid's ass!
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
and hate everybody for the rest of the week.
Most guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
for all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid show at me must not have hit,
'cause I think love is a bunch of shit!
That's how I feel about it, what can I say?
Love sucks ass! Fuck Valentine's Day!
Thinking of you.
My darling I'm glad you're not my wife,
'cause marrying you would have screwed up my life.
I see you're my wife when I am dreaming,
that's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot!
This describes all you are not!
I'd love to feel your warm embrace,
but don't take that bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
damn I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away,
what have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
except for maybe go to Hell!
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
"Prin departare dragostea se vita."
{Long absent, soon forgotten}
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