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The Stunion Lord of the Flies satire
It just got real! Black smoke to cloud The Vatican. Pope Benedict XVI has decided to retire as video goes viral @ UTube.
# Leonardo Da Vinci @ Sistine Chapel files report via Twitter that @Illuminati666 # Mark of the Beast, globally sent Cardinals a mass tweet to assemble @ St Peter's Square for a ritual of debauchery prior to conclave.
Flo Rida "Blow My Whistle" was being played over a loudspeaker as spontaneously flash mob of Monsignori broke out in an orgy of dance. Cardinal Numb Nuts II sacked on schnapps whipped out, concealed under his cloak, an iPhone digitally uplinking the re-enactment of Caligula to his Facebook.com account. Defrocking and homogenous stove top white pipe smoking occurs as a Holy Sea of smartphone neon blue-tooth technology lights up the moonless night.
A new Pope has been chosen. Weblows from troop Colt #45 @ The Apollo Theater declare "That's not The Harlem Shake!"
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