THE BIG AND THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: IS BIGGER BETTER?

THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION HAS SPOKEN IN THE INTEREST OF JUSTICE AND CONSENSUS HAS FOUND THE FULL-BODIES AMERICAN WOMAN IN ALL THE GLORY OF HER EVER-LOVING CURVACEOUSNESS IS THE IDEAL WOMAN NOT SOME KISSED BY STARVATION AND AIR-BRUSHED BY A SALAD TWIG FIGURE.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN A SMALL PACKAGE BUT IS BIGGER BETTER?

BEFORE WE BEGIN TO WALK THROUGH YOUR THOUGHTS AT LENGTH LET ME INVITE YOU TO VEST UP, VIRAL DOWN AND TAKE THE INITIATIVE.

Q: DO YOU USE PROTECTION AND DO YOU AGREE THAT THE BEST OF US AND THE WORST OF US SHOULD BE TESTED FOR HIV?

A: YES AND YES. PROTECTING YOURSELF IS AN INVESTMENT IN YOUR HEALTH.

Q: TREMAYNE EDWARDS, YOU ARE COLLEGE EDUCATED, CAREER-ORIENTATED, WELL-ROUNDED BLACK MAN WITH GOALS AND MANNERS. THE QUESTIONS IS WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN IS BIGGER BETTER?

A: THERE IS SOMETHING THAT MUST BE SAID IN FAVOUR OF A BIGGER, MORE VOLUPTUOUS, FULL-FIGURED, SPIRITUAL, THICK AND THOROUGH WOMAN. YES, BIGGER IS BETTER FOR ME.

Q: HOW BIG IS TOO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL?

A: IN MY ESTIMATION THERE IS NO SPECIFIC FORMULA THAT HAS A MONOPOLY ON THICKNESS. FULL-BODIED WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE CONFINED TO HEIGHT/WEIGHT PROPORTIONATE OR AGE SPECIFIC EQUATIONS. I AM MORE CONCERNED WITH THE MEASUREMENTS OF THEIR HEARTS AND THE DEPTHS OF THEIR LOVE, IN WHICH CASE, THE BIGGER THE BETTER.

Q: WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT THE BIG AND THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?

A: HER EVERY BEAUTIFUL CURVE AS WELL AS HER HEALTHY LUST FOR LOVE, LIFE AND THE MATCHING APPETITES.

Q: APPETITES? WITH AN "S?"

A: YES AND YES. SELDOM WILL YOU FIND A FULL-SIZED WOMAN WHOSE TASTES ARE NOT AS HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED AND PROVOCATIVE AS HER APPETITES.

Q: CAN YOU TABERNACLE WITH US? WE HAVE GATHERED TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE. BREAK IT DOWN FOR US.

A: SIMPLY PUT, WHATEVER IT IS THAT MOISTURISES HER MIND IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT WETS HER STOMACH OR SOAKS HER ON ALTOGETHER MORE PHYSICAL INTIMATE LEVEL.

Q: WE LIVE IN AN ERA OF OVER-THE-TOP ULTRA-HYPER SEXINESS. WITH THAT IN MIND SOMETIMES A WOMAN'S MISADVENTURES IN SEX APPEAL TAKE A TURN DECIDEDLY MORE SLEAZY ENOUGH TO LEAVE HERSELF NO MYSTERIES THAT REQUIRE FURTHER DISCOVERY. MY WORDS ARE AS SAD AS THEY ARE TRUE. MR. T SAID IT BEST "I PITY THE FOOL."

Q: WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND SEXY ABOUT THE FULL-SIZED WOMAN?

A: PHYSICAL SEXINESS IS LIKE BEAUTY OFTEN IS, SKIN-DEEP AND STAMPED WITH AN EXPIRATION DATE. MENTAL SEXINESS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUICKSAND AND WATER PUDDLES. PUDDLES ARE HERE TODAY AND GONE TOMORROW. QUICKSAND IS SOMETHING YOU CAN BE LOST IN ALL OF A SUDDEN. I HAVE COME TO FIND THAT WHATEVER MOOD THIS WOMAN IS IN AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT IS SUBJECT TO BE SEXY. I AM DEFINITELY FEELING THE SEXINESS OF HER THICK AND FABULOUS MENTALITY.

Q: IS SHE A SERIOUS LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP OR A MAY-TO-DECEMBER FLING?

A: GO BIG OR GO HOME. WHOEVER SHE IS, SHE IS A SERIOUS LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OPTION OF MARRIAGE. FINDERS KEEPERS.

Q: DINE IN, TAKE OUT, OR HOME COOKING?

A: FOOD IS NOT THE ONLY WAY TO MY HEART, IT'S ONLY A REST STOP. SO, ALL OF THE ABOVE. FYI SHE CAN COOK ME DINNER AND I WILL BE THE BEST DESSERT SHE HAS EVER HAD ON ONE HAND, ON THE OTHER HAND MY BREAKFASTS ARE THE THING THAT KISSES STREET DREAMS AS THEY WAKE EACH DAY. WIN, WIN, NO TOSS UP.

Q: IN CLOSING, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL HER LIFE?

A: I AM NOT HARD TO FIND FACEBOOK OR BY SNAIL MAIL. IF SHE IS LOOKING TO FILL THE OPENING IN MY HEART SHE CAN/ SHE ALWAYS WILL.

TREMAYNE EDWARDS
PO BOX 9900
BOSCOBEL, WIS. 53805