Johnny E. Mahaffey The Novelist Portent
March 28, 2013
BEST JOKE EVER!
Two ducks are flying south for the winter when an Air Force jet flies overhead.
One duck says to the other, "Did you see that? Jeez, he was moving."
The other duck says, "I bet you would too if you had two assholes and both were on fire."
- Jenna Dewan-Tatum
Esquire, 3.13 pg. 77
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