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Top Ten Changes at the North Central Correctionsl Inst. after Jan-01-2011:
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10 Parking meters in parking lot for visitors and staff.
09 Due to staff shortage- All staff get to be the "WOW"
[underlined]"Warden of the week".
08 All religious services eliminated-"Now" one size fits all religion instituted called"- Kasichism.
07 All staff computers replaced with "Etch-A-Sketches".
06 Unit staff outsourced to ??? who cares!!!
05 Medication and pharmacy services outsourced to-Yemen.
04 Mecical services replaced with-leeches and aromatherapy
03 Kasich privatizes bathrooms-awards contract to Portoilet
02 Kasich replaces state corrections officers with MTC Rect-A-Cop Inc.-"Rent One get one free"
01 Food service outsourced to Pakistan
by Joseph Smith
Thoughts from the heart
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