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Didjano?
*California has more jails than any country in the world?
*California has more prisons than any country in the world?
*California has more courts than any country in the world?
*California has more mental hospitals than any other state or country in the world?
*California has the highest prison recidivism rate of any state in the union?
*California has the highest crime rate of any state in the union?
*California has more homicides than any other state in America?
*California has more lawyers than any other state?
*California has longer prison sentences than any other state in America?
*California has the highest suicide rate of anywhere in the world?
Please also be advised:
*You cannot rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
*The most dangeress part of an automobile is the nut behind the wheel.
*I did not deliberately misspell the word dangaraus in the above (oops! I meant "dangurass").
*I am not dumb.
For all of you math wizards out there in Wonderland, I got me this here good math problem perhaps you can help me with.
If a chicken and a half were to lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one-legged rooster to kick all the bumps off a kosher dill pickle?
Who would have thunk it?
[hand-drawing of an anthropomorphic rat. He is shrugging his shoulders with two flies buzzing above his head.]
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Same, but different, huh?
Enjoy your blog.