Nov. 4, 2013

I Wonder! Do You Think They Would Ever F*ck with a Jigga Like Me XXX

From The Unseen Face Of America A Prisoner Rant To Rave by Linniell Phipps (author's profile)

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Rant to Rave 9-end-2013
I wonder!
Do you think they would
ever f*ck with a jigga
like me xxx

I laugh out loud! At the facade of the world. It's, so artful American-euro-eccentric fab. (fabrication) I mean - what's the true point in putting up a black family on the American world podium if it's not for true soul searching and change. Unless, now! The sacrifice and murder of one ethnic man is not enough. The American-euro eccentric world crave for the taste of the bold and flesh of his wife and child extending from their sacrificial murder. Why should anybody be held accountable for their injustice. Sinful act in this Euro-eccentric world. Let's all bet, off the fact of this notion - hell, exist no more. As the Obama family makes their tours around the American world podium I can't help but to think why is the modern family of today's, day, Mexican and white...? I wonder would a Salma H., Adamari L., Sofia V., Gloria T., Shakira, Pamela S., ever answer a J-Pay invite.

Let's be real with each other for once. A Selena, an Ana Patricia Go., (who most likely pronounce her name with a heavy Latin accent. Which I might add, is a European language. Sh*t, we were both conquer by them. She'll never be able to speak Spanish properly as I will never be able to truly speak English.) Amanda [Good God! She so beautiful.] Marjorie [beautiful], Eva Men. Or Long. Is for the Justin, Channing of the world and if they do decide to venture out, it would be a J.Lo, Eva Men. thing; good enough for a step up and a f*ck... Good God! That Vicki chick Alessandra Am, is so sexy. So, let's just say that they venture out and decide to procreate, and conceive another la la.

Would it be appropriate to consider that offspring as the next thereof, as African American and not black and Mexican or just Mexican, as an ethnic child, person and raise it according to that.

Did you guys see how J-Lo diss Randy on one of those American Idol season. I think it was the one with the Spanish girl who lost to Phillip P... She call Randy a crazy and then ran off to get P. Diddy. What was she trying to say exactly. Because I think I know.

You know I watch Anne H. in all of the Princess Diaries and found myself coming to terms, that the only reason why I watch Brokeback Mountain is because of her. And when I was expose to her sweet pink raspberry blossoms, I - caught myself and subconsciously ask myself; am I suppose to find this appealing or should I consider this in the light as they consider an indigenous African woman with her beautiful black raspberry blossoms expose to the world in a National Geographic magazine or episode.

What about Nina P., Jennifer L.? We know it's a no for Taylor S. after that whole Kanye situation she may never go near a jigga again, unless it's about money.

But Kanye seems to be doing good. He snatch up Kim. Wiz and Amber seems to be doing well.

What about Alyssa, Catherine Zeta, Jennifer A.? We know it's a no-way for Sandra. She was married to Jesse for crying out loud. What about Michelle W. or Mila K.? Okay! So let's take me out of the picture and be straight up. Why isn't a Jamie, Hendrick, A$AP Rocky, Taye, Chris, sexy or suitable. Good God! If Angelina Jo. lose any more of her parts, she won't be even good for Brad. Let's all pray for her.

[And while I'm at it, why don't y'all back up off of Lindsay. She's so beautiful it's crazy. She just needs to pick her friends wisely.]

We know Nicole R. ain't f*cking with any jigga. Maybe I should just stick to my Nicki Minaj, Kerry's, Beyonce's, Halle's, Rihanna's, Taraji P, Melanie (wait a minute, did I say Halle? Wait a minute. She pulled a J. Lo. We're not good for everything else but procreation. "Her mother's right", she's out! Ashantis, Emelis, Christina Ms. You know Christina, I don't see the difference and if you are of sound mind, neither would you.

[I know one thang for sure. They aren't cooking shit. I'm tired of eating rat poison. Soul food ain't bad for you. It's what them sistas put in it that is.]

Gwyneth P. would rather sleep would a man with a iron heart instead of one with a cold one. "We're both fashion out of what the world made us." It's just - mines is of; flesh and blood...

Christina Ri. is just bad, now. How about this. You take the time out to study me on Wednesday and I take the time out to study you on Friday and we both just come to the logical conclusion, that we should just forget about the days of the week and focus on us.

[With her I have soul too.]

Do you think Jannie K, Kate H., or Christina Ag., would get down? Not above the table, you say. You know! I think you just might be right.

We know Katy P. is pulling a Fergie, she's going to find her another Russell G. Sh*t! She throw pixies' dust in Snoop face.

Everybody remember Megan F. when she played in that that movie with Amanda S. But I remember Amanda. Why wasn't Megan feeding on any brotha? Do you think she would have got full! I can guarantee, it would have took some time to wear off.

Gisele ain't. I don't care if it's Denzel. We just know Heidi will! She got 2 or 3 out of Seal. Too bad it didn't work out. Too many outside forces at play, most likely.

What I really would like to know is who is turquoise mist cheeky on page 49 above Alessandra in the Vickie fall catalog because, I'll take a scoop of her with a Gwyneth P. on top. Let me get my bottle of Viagras right now! I might need to take a trip to the hospital. What happen? I took too many of these. Well, how many is too many? About, 5 or so - at once... I'll be on a permanent liver, kidney, tongue meat diet for the rest of my life. Do you think 5 inches thick and 16 inches long big enough.

[But, what do I know. I'm just trying to build social support.]

Conscious Reflection 9 end 2013

[Emmys announcement]

I caught some of the Emmys yesterday on 9-22-13. And seen Sofia V. in that red "whatever"! Good God! You could put a red plastic trash bag on her and everybody would think it's a renown fashion designer new and latest creation. I swear. I would be getting money 1 1/2 hours a day and putting in "2 and a half hours" a day on that ass...

I'll be on a straight liver, tongue and kidney diet for the rest of my life, if I ever had a chance to crack Sofia V. Wondering if it's fat and long enough. I don't think it's fat and long enough. Why? Because she ain't in the hospital today. I know. I put a good working on that a**.

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