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September 26, 2011
"It's always better to have the idiot in the tent peeing outside than being peeing in."
I'm out of the hospital and doing okay. My sense of humor is slowly returning so if you're the sensitive type, read no further.
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A married couple were lounging around their bedroom when the wife announces she wants a boob job.
Wife: Hon, I want bigger boobs, but they're so expensive.
Husband: Whatever you want, pumpkin.
This goes on for months. She wants to spend the money but can't stop talking about having small boobs. Finally the husband has had enough.
Husband: I've found a solution to both problems.
Wife: Tell me (pleading).
Husband: Go grab a roll of toilet paper.
She runs and grabs it.
Wife: Alright, now what?
Husband: Every day, take some and rub it between your boobs.
Wife: How will it make my boobs bigger?
Husband: it worked for your ass, didn't it? :)
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How many of you believe in life after death? Why?
Always,
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David Troupe #765714
1313 N. 13 Ave.
Wallawalla, WA 99362
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I'm sorry for the long delay. It's been a hard few months. It sounds like it might have been for you too; I'm sorry to hear you were in the hospital.
I guess I think of life as just a form of consciousness that we momentarily have in a big vast endless sphere of existence... so in that sense there's life after death because "life" is just a piece of us.
Why do I believe it? It's belief in its purest meaning, that I go on faith without proof. It makes the most sense to me philosophically. It makes me feel better about making mistakes and about taking chances because I can think of this as one phase and, when it's over, no one will be the wiser.
Cheers,
thewindow
XOXO, Sissy