April 12, 2016

Shirleyworld Updates; They Can't Silence Me!

by Timothy J. Muise (author's profile)

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VIVA FREE SPEECH!! SHIRLEYWORLD UPDATES THEY CANNOT SILENCE ME!!
~~"LET THE BULLETS FLY!!"~~
by Timothy J Muise

~~~~A COWARDS PARTY - WHAT? NO LT. PECHERHEAD? - WHAT A SHAME!~~~~~~~

Well the gestapo at ShirleyWorld, now led by the Napoleonic Midget, Deputy Keith Na-nu Na-nu, finally got fed up with effectiveness of the Free Speech Warrior and had to concoct a fabricated reason to whisk me out of the facility: "A plot to build a computer."
Are you shitting me?
In all your stupidity and cowardice you could not come up with something better than that? Guess who they sent to lug me on that fateful 03/23/16 night? None other than the notorious handcuffed con-beating champion himself, Lt. Dick McHardley. Ole Dick was all professional and friendly. "Oh, Tim, I love the blog. I think it's funny. All my friends read it and think I'm nuts." Now you know that's a lie cause Lt. Dick surely does not have any friends. I was hoping they sent me the facility's biggest coward. Lt. Shameless Peckerhead, as I really would have liked to wish him goodbye as I exited ShirleyWorld. I did get a chance to say bye to Co Birds-Eye, the fearless bearkiller. He said, "Muise, why did you pick on me so much when I killed the bear? I never did nothing to you."
The truth is Birds-Eye that you fuck with cons every day you work and are second generation oxygen wasting scum. Have Daddy call your State Rep again. How'd that work out for ya?
The laughingstock of the guards, Co White-Ass, actually asked, "Am I on the blog?" I told him, "You got a lot to learn, Boy." And he skulked away coward's tail between his legs.
My last night at ShirleyWorld was a laugh riot. I also got to take a nice midnight ride through the country. I'll miss the place (sure I will). But the fools there will live in Free Speech Immortality...


MORE TO COME.........

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ZuzusPetals Posted 8 years, 6 months ago. ✓ Mailed 8 years, 6 months ago   Favorite
hAHAHA!!! That was a good one. You know what's even scarier, Tim? Is when you get free. :)) lol...
As a FREE MAN, you are going to be in a position to do and say things that I'm not sure any of these dickwazzles are thinking about.
Did I tell you about Sean Swain? The guy that doxed most of the assholes in the Ohio State Prison system? Yea.... They're kinda scared of him. Yes, he's in admin/seg, but that's not stopping him much.
Now, you don't know how to build a computer, that much is true, but you'll have access to several when you get out. And there's all kinds of fun shit to do out here; Anonymous, Occupy, CURE, FAMM, et al.
Shirleyworld better be on point.... hehehe...

ZuzusPetals Posted 8 years, 6 months ago. ✓ Mailed 8 years, 6 months ago   Favorite
Tim -

I did get your letter dated 4/17/16 -
It was a lovely April 20th I had. Lit up in the yard surrounded by leaves left on the ground from last October.
Too bad my son won't be able to bother asking for an intra-state transfer. First off, I wouldn't give Mass-Hole-Chusetts Dept of Misery Injectors the satisfaction of being able to fill another one of their torture rack$.
My son, in the blessed state of Ohio, is in an Honor dorm (right out of the gate because I chewed their fucking asses out publicly over where he was going to spend his 15-life), where he is allowed to own a bass guitar, and they'll even let him get a 6-string to boot. He recently acquired a small mixing amp. No fewer than 5 other of his dorm-mates have a similar privilege. Nobody locks anything up. Not even the store-guy.

More than one 'expert' has confirmed that MassHOleChusetts Do' Corruption does not allow more than a certain number of inmates to own a guitar of any kind, and that if you want an instrument, you must wait until one other inmate who HAS that privilege, is discharged or otherwise dispatched.
I'm betting none of these musical instrument possessors are allowed to actually BE in possession of their instrument any time they want, amiright? They probably have to wait until the admin metes them out a precious hour of practice time. If not for some extraordinary McGuyver measures to create entertainment and industry, your bunkmates may as well be given sheepfolds to live in and loincloths.

My son, on the other hand, can plunk away on his Tobias Toby (cherry Mahogany - Musicians Friends' basic house-brand)all day if he wants.
(Now, understand, for now, my son is 'a murderer'.)
He is in 2 bands.
His warden (who told me he wished he had 2000 guys like my son) is going to let his 2 bands play the ODOC car-show/employee picnic in August if all goes well - and it looks like it's going well.
He also runs their 3x/week meditation class.
My son is allowed magazines. Books.
My son is happy.
He said "Wow, Mom. I'm actually relieved; for now, it's about as good as prison can get, I imagine. I'm actually happy enough. I don't feel abnormally abused."

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MASSACHUSETTS>??????
You cannot do better than that?????
I don't know, man. I have to say, I've never been more ashamed to be from this state. You got harsh and cold. Nothing to be proud of.

Massachusetts; the bastion of liberty, liberalism, progressivism. The birthplace of the nation. Your prisoners are miserable, forlorn, in constant danger, mismanaged, misappropriated, abused, ignored, taunted.
How fucking lame you became. Pitiful.
Letter to follow. Take care, Bubba!

Timothy J. Muise Posted 8 years, 6 months ago.   Favorite
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