The Norfolk Chronicles
—Green Chickenhead to be Audited / Kick-backs Suspected
Free Speech Central has learned that a group of concerned citizens is requesting that the financial history of the NorfolkWorld Food Services Director, The Green Chickenhead, be conducted by the IRS. It appears that this group has uncovered information that the Green Chickenhead has been accepting kick-backs from some of the food distributors who sell him rotten food and unsalable goods.
It is well known that the Green Chickenhead brags about his jewelry and new clothes to Stockholm Syndromed coms, and has even been heard to detail the new car he has and his wife (possibly his husband) has. "It appears he is living above his means and we have implored a citizens group to ask for a formal investigation," said one of the lifers held in Death House Unit 2-2 here at NorfolkWorld. Possibly the IRS can have the Green Chickenhead cash in some of his baubels and trinkets as a payback for serving us slop for all these years.
If you would like to get involved in the quest to expose the possible crimes of the Green Chickenhead, please contact:
Dick Johnson
69 Backdoor Road
Provincetown, MA
01069
ATTN: Green Chickenhead Investigation
If you want pizza instead of roast beef or fake crab meat instead of tuna fish, you can also contact:
Betty Cantcatchme
2 For Lunch Way
Fishtwon, MA
0U812
Stay tuned and we will keep you posted about the Green Chickenhead.
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