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3-22-2020
Dear Reader,
Hey. I hope you're doing well! Today I have another story for you that I hope you'll enjoy. But first, an update on prison events.
At this moment, all attorneys that work for state entities (public defenders, CCRC attorneys, etc.) have been ordered to not visit anyone in my prison. I believe this is a statewide situation. Until this COVID 19 situation is over. Their goal is to keep it out of prisons. It'd be a melting pot in here. It would show the true weakness of the medical services in the prison system. The death rate would be very high. It is my opinion that it's only a matter of time though. It'll be here, too, eventually.
Time to laugh.
Two women in heaven are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
"I froze to death."
"How horrible."
"It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and slept, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
"I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
"So what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive."
:D
Until next time.
Yours truly,
Doug
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