Dec. 31, 2012

Comment Response

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)
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The Perfect Woman...
(Nov. 24, 2012)

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Reply ID: wigb 12-10-12

Dear Jollyfuton:

Erm... no. My penis is named "SECRET" as it is strong enough for a man but it is made for a woman.

Just out of curiosity, why is your futon so 'Jolly'? Are you from Coloridiot or Washinglame? Good beer bong hits? Perhaps you are one of those rich-beyond-belief nerds who uses ladies-of-the-night? If that - you are indeed a lucky bastard and may your futon bring you great joy in the New Year and evermore...

Erm... but yeah - wash it from time to time - better a Jollyfuton than a SMELLYfuton!! D'oh!

Happy Thoughts -

Andy

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