Nov. 24, 2012

The Perfect Woman...

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)

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The Perfect Woman...
(which this blog may cause the perfect storm?!?)

The perfect woman does not exist...
For it is a woman's nature to bitch...
And that to me is annoying...

The perfect woman is an enigma
Where could one be found that
Abides in and loves her assigned role
As homemaker, caretaker, mother, lover, wife

The perfect woman cannot be defined
By today's societal expectations
And the brainwashing causing a loss of her affectations
So now you know why American men marry Asian females

The perfect woman does not meet
Any definable physical parameters
Except that for each man, there is one
And that's a good thing

The perfect woman has
A fire behind her eyes
Also one between her thighs
Desires for the man she chooses
That no one can take away
Her creativity knows no bounds
And she is so smart
And kind
And sympathetic-empathetic
And she knows how I like my beer

The perfect woman so far does not seem to be near...

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jollyfuton Posted 11 years, 12 months ago. ✓ Mailed 11 years, 11 months ago   Favorite
Maybe you should turn gay. ah haha. Totally kidding.

Andy Blackmore Posted 11 years, 10 months ago.   Favorite
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