Feb. 2, 2013

Citizenship-Trade?!?

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)

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Citizenship - Trade?!?

As it were, I seem to have an international readership. Now, most people would find this un-useful, but am I am the creative type, I find OPPORTUNITY!

I am single and fun and worth doing business with. A marriage to a foreign woman would get us both a new passport.

I love most European countries, especially England, France, Germany, Holland, Finland and would be a fine addition to any foreign land's population.

I also think Canada, South Africa, Argentina, India and Russia are great too.

So - all you INTERNATIONALLY SINGLE LADIES - I am AVAILABLE AND TAKING APPLICATIONS.

We can settle in whatever U.S. state you prefer... I'm flexible!!

But please hurry and ask early to avoid disappointment - in America, guys fresh out of prison are a hot commodity in the Trailer-Trash-Jerry-Springer community of women!

Happy Thoughts -

Andy

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SAH Posted 11 years, 9 months ago. ✓ Mailed 11 years, 9 months ago   Favorite
really? have you learned NOTHING? Women are not objects nor are we prizes. The likes of you (a convicted felon) need to EARN the love and respect of a decent woman. Posting on the internet does not count. You working (an honest job) and taking care of your children does.

Nicki Posted 11 years, 9 months ago. ✓ Mailed 11 years, 9 months ago   Favorite
Your post made me smile Andy, you're such a cool chick. I love your humor! It's obvious this post was written tongue in cheek but no mention of us Australian girls! Haha.

Take care. Nicki

BigDaddyAndy Posted 11 years, 8 months ago. ✓ Mailed 11 years, 7 months ago   Favorite
Hi nicki...
Sent in a snail mail response to your post, but fyi, i do love aussie's yet your country has a felons allowed policy (ironic)... Read the new posts once they're up!

Andy Blackmore Posted 11 years, 7 months ago.   Favorite
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