The Norfolk Chronicles
By Timothy J. Muise
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--Too Little Too Late / Fool Patrol At Norfolkworld

It is definately getting worse here at WallyWorld; suboxone everywhere, K-2 smoke billowing out of cells, and now heroin and cocaine making the rounds. This joing that the DOC calls the "Program Prison" is really a giant drug den with literally dozens of active addicts roaming the fields. This is NOT hyperbole; there is so much suboxone in here that men have habits. Men even volunteer to go to The Hole to "kick" their habits. It is sad. Now that the dope and coke are showing up the Insecure Perimeter Squad (IPS) having been patroling the camp acting like they are doing something about it. It is all a dog and pnoy [pony] show. Zena the Warrior Princess --or El Grande Cabase as she is know-- pats dudes down but finds nothing but stamps and betting slips. Weenie Waffler strip searches men and gets nothing but a real eyeload of scrotum, which seems to please him, and the Little Chiwowa tags along behind like a little brother wanting to get in the game. It is the keystone cops all over again. It is a fool's bargain to think these Barney Fifes will seek to arrest the cops who are bringing in the dope. Pigs don't arrest pigs. Stick a fork in Norfolk as it is done. No more rehabilitation here -- and it is ALL by design. The DOC is not in the business of letting men go; they are in the business of locking them up. Even though it is the law to rehabilitate they have no desire to do that. It is all about job security. Tommy Turco worries about media attention and Lifers' Group guests while Aaron Hernandez hangs in his cell. The "Too little, too late" patrol at WallyWorld is just another act in this theater of the macabe'. Please help to expose the Fool patrol by contacting your local representative and asking what you can do to support the pending criminal justice bills. Public safety depends on you. Shame on the Fool Patrol.

--DOC INITIATES "PLAN B" REENTRY PROGRAM / HOLD ON TIGHT

Did you know that when a man leaves prison all he gets is $50.00 and a ride to the train station? Sad but true. In many cases men are left to "catch as catch can" when it comes to wrestling down some funds. In response to this fact the DOC has come up with it's "Plan B" Program. This program will hand all men leaving the prison a ski mask and a gun. You get to choose from a Glock 19 or a Baretta 92, and a wool or polyester ski mask (just in case of allergies). They will even give you a pen and paper to write your note on and then drop you off at the bank of your choice. If you are successful with the robbery you can "go on the lamb", and if you are not the DOC can keep you as a return customer. Tommy T. said it was a "win-win" as far as he was concerned.
The DOC has appointed its Most Incompetent Employee in History, Scarry Sherry Medusa, to head-up the program. We have learned that she has already misplaced some of the guns and lost a few ski masks. Same old, same old.

More To Come...