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8-14-12
Football Season!
Okay, here are some of Dr. Andy's observations and predictions for the 2012-2013 NFL season.
Oakland: This year's team slogan is "Oakland Fraiders-We Made Detroit Look Good!"
They officially changed their name—not because Oakland is a port city with Freighters, but because Oakland is "'fraid" of winning. Also Al Dvis is in hell serving as Hitler's bitch. Thank ya, Jeeesus.
San Francisco: They got a mini-Harbaugh and maybe the Bill Walsh School at football is back in session. To the playoffs for sure.
New England: Without being able to spy on and tape the other teams, it looks to be another tough season! Maybe will lose in Division playoffs—I don't see them getting there at all.
Seattle: They still even have a team? Ha ha ha ha!
Tampa Bay: See above.
Cleveland: See above.
Buffalo: Still trying to be more than meadow muffins.
Detroit: Thanks to Oakland being so crummy, this looks to be a good season.
Baltimore: GO RAVENS! THIS IS YOUR SUPER BOWL YEAR! Nothing more to say. They win it all in '12-'13!
Philadelphia: You are a tough one to beat this season and you will prove it. But the bowl is not yours.
Denver, Dallas, Miami, San Diego: You're very good, but I say not good enough. I'm spreading a season to come in 6-10. For each team at worst, at best, 8-8 each team.
Atlanta: You should have hired Mr. Vick back. You bloody idiots.
Jax, Tenn, New Orleans, Pittsburgh: You are my DARK HORSES. Let's just see how it goes. Odds are you will hit hard when it counts, but score when it doesn't. Of the four of you, Titans have the best shot. I called it here.
The rest of you (NY, NJ, MN, Chicago, GB, etc.): Blip on the radar. Better luck next year.
Go Ravens!
Good luck, 49ers.
—Andy
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