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BOOGER EATERS 9/30/12
It is my observation here that since 2004, when my life was placed on hold by Der State, I HAVE met the largest number of defective people in one place.
There are a myriad of wackos, nutjobs and assorted morons, but irritating me the most are the Booger Eaters.
Far worse than the drive-by farters, the booger men make no attempt to hide their shameful act of snotty noshing. They dig for gold, strike a deposit, stare at the value of their phlegm-placer and stick that nugget in, smelt that slimy fucker in a spit-crucible and swallow down the bastard.
These gourmets of green-glob grindage sometimes even blow their nose INTO their hands and LICK them clean - like a cat or something. DISGUSTING!!
This behaviour is learned; I would presume from low self esteem; perhaps as a cry for attention of any sort. As children, we may have eaten a boogie on a dare, or even perhaps to gross out s sibling. But how sick must you be to think "Hmmm! THAT WAS TASTY!!" I mean, are you friggin' serious?
I see now how the "knuckle-bump" was invented - some guy probably had a booger-eater for a cellie and that was the safest, most inoffensive way to greet the idiot.
I can't go on - just the thought of all those nose toads on the tongues of my colleagues and yard dogs is grossing me out.
- Andy
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I got your message on the other post. I responded.... better late than never, eh?
I am going to continue on reading the rest of your posts as I am quite behind... I am imagining some good laughs coming my way thanks to you!
Cheers!
Jess