Nov. 4, 2012

Ventura Highway

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)

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Ventura Highway...

I actually don't know much about Ventura or its roads
but I can't get the SONG out of my head. For
about 3 weeks I have had that rolling around in there
repeating over and over and over...I hate you 'AMERICA' (the group)

So I'm trying everything I know to make it stop-
thinking of other songs like 'Help Me Rhonda' or 'Mandy' or
'Jingle Bells' or ANYTHING! JUST PLEASE, God! Make
it stop!!! But no...it just keeps going...

Also I can't stop thinking about a restaurant down
that way on Highway 101 near Thousand Oaks. Its
called 'El Paseo' and it's been there since Mexican
Ford was invented. It is FANTASTIC. If you ever
go to Southern California, PLEASE DO stop in and get
VERY WELL FED. Mmmmm! Good prices, big plates. GO!!

To add to that, I can't stop thinking about UK women
(British, Scot, Irish, Welsh) and how they have WONDERFULLY
shaped bottoms ('bums' to you From England vicinity). Has
anyone else ever noticed that? English chic just have
great-No, SPECTACULAR behinds. Thank you, ENGLAND.

Pontiac used to make a mid-size car called - Ventura!
Did you know that? Help me Rhonda, get this f***ing
song out of my head.

Ventura Highway, in the sun-shine...
AARGH!

-Andy

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