Dec. 31, 2012

The End Of The World?!? More Morons...

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)

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The End of the World?!? MORE morons... 12/23/12

Oh ho ho ho! I am absolutely so awesome!

Obviously any of you nutless, brainless morons who thought you'd catch a Mayan starship to oblivion the other day are (stupid) worthless, FAITHLESS and (stupid) WRONG.

None of you 12/21 doom-sayers sent me so much as a EURO; not one pink-slip, not a single deed to property. So you lack the faith of your conviction and you are a MORONIC collective. (In France there was a BIG group).

So what have we learned? That MAYBE primitive barely-above-caveman-level cultures were that way FOR A REASON?!?!

We have learned that NOT ONLY COMPUTERS AND TELESCOPES AND SATELLITES (the space-kind, not old Plymouths), but ALL of the MAJOR religions of the world were at once ALL CORRECT AND IN AGREEMENT.

The world did not end; you are a moron if you believed it would & you are faithless by not sending me all of your worldly possessions during that belief. Next time, try doing it Jim Jones-style... that way DOES WORK!! Ask the Heaven's Gate people... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!

Happy LIVING thoughts -

Andy

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