April 6, 2013

Parole- I'm Sorry For Not Blogging!!

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)

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Parole - I'M SORRY FOR NOT BLOGGING!!
3/15/13

Dear all of my faithful readers -
(even the whackadoodle pinkos)

I am free! Smeagol is free!! I got released 1/16/13 and have come to reside in Vallejo, GAHLEFOHNYA(!) for the time being. It's been quite an adventure.

I've learned a lot in 2 months such as:

* No one hires felons. Even the tree-hugging socialists who claim they are all open & forgiving & all the BS they spout.

* No one rents to felons. See above & include the "big" apartment management companies generally run by the Glenn Becks of the world. I guess fascists hate us too.

* Much to the dismay of EVIL-MAN-HATING reader "SAH", I did find a place to live when an Indian (GASP!!) family gave me a furnished studio to rent at their hotel at (GASP!!) a fair and reasonable monthly rent (God FORBID! KIND FOREIGNERS??). (Whatever will pro-American-anti-immigrant SAH do when she finds out that them thar Hindoo folk are kind, understanding AND friendly? Holy shit! She'll run all the way back home screaming "The sky is falling!")

* Vallejo is NOT as horrible as Forbes says we are. There's a VERY urban feel to it & yes, there's crime, but EVERY CHURCH IN TOWN IS FULL ON SUNDAY. Go figure, eh?

* I am going to get my life back soon - NEW EVIDENCE could clear me; so fuck you, haters. I will win!

- Andy

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